Money: Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred...

By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 21:27 - Canada

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML

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By sdauner - 01/03/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML

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By Pimaan - 26/10/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML

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By gas money - 22/11/2015 04:34 - United States - Reno

Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML

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By bubblezzz123 - 04/09/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 00:17 - Canada

Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone bill. As a result, my phone got cut off and I missed an important call for an apartment that I was looking at. When I went to work, I heard my boss saying how lucky she was to find $100 in cash. FML

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Grab it while you can

By Arabian_Soap - 31/05/2021 16:01 - Australia - Mermaid Beach

Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML

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By FranchezDeVista - 30/08/2015 18:29 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 22:00

Today, I woke up with severe back pain and about $100 missing from my paycheck. FML

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By whyymee - 05/03/2010 07:50 - United States

Today, I helped a "blind" man across the street. He kindly said thank you and patted me on the back. Then, I went into a store and realized my wallet was missing. FML

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Honesty doesn't pay

By Hayls5 - 04/07/2009 02:19 - United States

Today, I was driving with a friend when we saw a wallet in the middle of his neighborhood road. When we picked it up, we saw it was loaded with cash. We drove to the man's house to return the wallet, and when we handed it to him he told us, "I would give you a reward but I don't have any cash." FML

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JillianlikesVogu 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 1:41

Why do people use the word 'retard' in that way? YDI for being ignorant and cruel.

ladybunny 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 1:40

haaa karma bit you in the ass big time

Comments

yuggi1 11

Sunday 10 October 2010 1:43

lol. Next time check your purse :)

perdix 29

Sunday 10 October 2010 1:44

YDI for calling them retards. They should be referred to as "mentally challenged" or "developmentally delayed." Who do you think you are using that word? A stripper?

Charlotteeexx 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 1:45

epic fail.

Fortuitous 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 1:45

Well consider it karma, since you used the word "retard." Despite the popularity of that word, it's extremely offensive. Take it from someone who helps kids with mental disabilities.

Raheem7 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 5:18

I have no emotions. Please shoot me. I won't like or dislike it. I will not care about it, as I have no emotions.

iltby 3

Sunday 10 October 2010 7:17

Exactly, thank you. I'm so sick of seeing it. It's not cool or clever, it's hurtful and immature and there's absolutely no need to use it.

iZippyZephyr 10

Sunday 11 May 2014 13:40

Thank you, 16, I spend quite a lot of time with kids with disabilities as my sister has one. Not a lot of people seem to realize how offensive it is. Also I accidentally disliked instead of liking and I can't change that. My bad :(

mrahhhhh 21

Sunday 10 October 2010 1:47

You fail OP. I can't even think of a joke here. You pretty much already bagged on yourself with the "retard" comment.

kellyc007 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 1:53

ydi, stupid crap bag

PixiiLuv 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 4:41

cute puppy ;)

HannahBabe 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 1:54

are you seriously that stupid to not check your purse right when she found it? wooow ydi..

SaintE_fml 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 2:01

that's harsh

sarah48_fml 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 3:15

no, it's the truth

Luke1717 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 2:00

well atleast ur friend got it instead of some stranger

itsybitsyspider 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 2:02

ahahaha lifes a bitch eh? ;)

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Sunday 10 October 2010 2:03

I moderated this one.

margie4peace 11

Sunday 10 October 2010 3:39

are you really that stupid to believe that you made the decision to publish this? a submission has to get hundreds of votes before it's published. how old are you, like seven?