Today, I went to the store for some pads with my dad. We got...

By vron991 - 13/5/2012 05:02 - United States - Wilmington

Today, I went to the store for some pads with my dad. We got them and then went to the cashier. That's when he realized that they were scented. He took one out of the box, sniffed it, made me sniff it, then insisted the cashier smell it. FML

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Today, I had to ask one of my coworkers if we were supposed to return a client's teeth to her. I work at a jewellery store. FML

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By hannaholic - 3/7/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I went on an excellent first date. After the 'end of the date kiss' came, "I suppose this is where I tell you that I'm married." FML

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Today, I surprised my girlfriend with U2 tickets. Still no action. FML

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Today, I realized I didn't want to come home from a business trip because I like my job more than my husband. I hate my job. FML

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Today, I finally found out where my great grandmother's antique handheld mirror disappeared to. According to the headmaster, my eleven year old son has been using it to look up his classmates' dresses at school. FML

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By Anonymous - 3/8/2014 05:16 - Australia - Perth

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML

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By Jessica - 28/2/2012 19:38 - United States

Today, I got my score back for the monologue I performed. I got points taken off for "seeming nervous." My character was supposed to be nervous. FML

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By anonymous - 6/3/2019 14:00

Today, after almost a year of having threesomes with my “best friend” and her husband, they both confessed that neither of them actually even like me. They just went along with it because they thought it’s what the other wanted. Now they won’t even talk to me. FML

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By Krystyn Gareau - 9/9/2011 04:10 - Canada

Today, I went to Walmart with my Dad, and he decided to kick me in the butt while I was walking. When I went to kick him back, I hit my own leg out from beneath myself and landed on my face. The most embarrassing thing was that the people who saw all started clapping. FML

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By pist off - 5/3/2018 19:00

Classy.

Today, I felt rain on my face. I looked up and saw a man peeing off a hot air balloon. FML

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Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to help me get over the fear of my upcoming rectal exam by surprising me with one of her own halfway through our lovemaking. FML

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Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said "Well, you could always ask me." I then said "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was "Nope...now that's 8!" FML

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Today, one of my friends made it to school. He has been sick recently, missing days out of the week. When I saw him, I greeted him with, "Were you dying yesterday?" Apparently he wasn't, but his grandmother really did. FML

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Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML

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Deep ink

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By notsosexy - 18/7/2020 08:01

Alexa, play "Let's Get it On" by Marvin Gaye

Today, I attempted to have amazing birthday sex with my boyfriend in his dorm room. Everything was going great until we tried switching positions. I hit my head so hard on the bunk above his bed that I gave myself a concussion, and blacked out. Needless to say, the moment was ruined. FML

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By brerj09 - 28/4/2014 13:35 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, at work, I served a group of three teens. Their tab was $75 and they tipped me nothing. They wrote a thank you on a piece of receipt paper, put it in a glass of water and used a coaster to turn the glass of water upside down on the table, spilling water everywhere. They also stole my pen. FML

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By me - 19/5/2012 02:41 - United States - Wyandotte

Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML

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By tbreezy - 26/11/2018 14:00

Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML

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By icyrebel25 - 12/11/2013 23:57 - United States - Mckinney

Today, my mom showed my girlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/3/2010 15:24 - United Kingdom

Today, my extremely loud and nocturnal flatmate phoned me to tell me excitedly that he got an accordion for his birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/2/2014 19:10 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, I discovered that when one of my toddlers throws up, the other sympathy-pukes too, and that this continues until they're both empty. I guess my car is going to stink of vomit for a while. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/9/2011 18:21 - United States

Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML

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By kiki - 5/8/2010 18:24 - United States

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML

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By Sam - 19/5/2009 09:21 - Belgium

Today, on the way to an exam I saw a car accident happen. I stopped, helped the woman who was injured and waited for the paramedics. I was too late at school, the teacher didn't buy my excuse and I failed the exam. It was an examination of my first aid skills. FML

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By cargaljen - 17/5/2014 21:34 - United States - Olathe

Today, a nice couple came in to buy a car. I offered to drive it out from the line of cars for them, since it was a tight squeeze. They then watched as I managed to back it straight into another car, causing a large amount of damage to both. FML

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By CP slave - 11/9/2019 06:02 - United States

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Today, a man yelled at me for what seemed like an eternity when I told him his child wasn't tall enough to ride a roller coaster. His daughter was about 3 years-old. The coaster is the second tallest in the world. I deal with morons like this every day, at minimum wage. FML

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By Sad Chef ;( - 5/12/2014 03:33 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Being a chef of a highly-rated restaurant, I cooked a well-liked dish. Not only did she say no, but commented on how bland and tasteless the meal was. FML

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By Socialidiot - 22/6/2019 04:35

Today, my girlfriend was watching an online video by some vegan girl with a bad fringe talking about bulk buying food to stay healthy. My immediate remark was, "Bulk buy a new fringe, bitch." It went very quiet before my girlfriend replied, "That's my sister." FML

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By Anonymous - 4/1/2010 15:49 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML

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By acw2110 - 20/2/2009 23:25 - United States

Today, I woke up after having had sex with my 4-year crush expecting to find him in bed next to me. Instead, I found my cell phone with a text message from him that said "you should really do something about the pimples on your ass." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2009 07:21 - United States

Today, I was running a meeting feeling very stressed. I grabbed my stress ball out of my bag, squeezing it vigorously throughout the meeting. When I stood up to talk my stress ball exploded all over my new black suit and the desk. So much for relieving stress. FML

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By annoyedgf - 11/7/2015 12:44

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend standing at the end of the bed staring at a large wet spot. Boy do I know how to pick 'em! FML

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By - 2/12/2019 18:00

She plays tricks on me

Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML

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By Karen - 5/3/2012 02:00 - United States

Knackered

Today, in the middle of sex my boyfriend asked if he could use the bathroom. It would've been fine, if he didn't fall asleep on the toilet. FML

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By loko0909 - 4/1/2016 04:57 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my ex-boyfriend admitted the reason he broke up with me was because he cheated and felt awful about it. The girl is now pregnant, but he swears it isn't his. Guess we'll find out in a few months if my daughter has a sibling. FML

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By denied - 11/8/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, I was supposed to finally go out with my guy-friend that I have liked for a long time. He told me he would text me, and after waiting for hours for the text, I finally got it. It said, "Guess what!? I just got laid!" He forgot our date, had it off, and I congratulated him. FML

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By thatsmejl - 15/9/2011 13:47 - United States

Today, I had to fire an employee because she constantly calls in, or is late to work. She became very emotional and I felt kind of bad, so I walked her out myself. We then got stuck in the company elevator. FML

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By SharpeOne - 28/12/2011 06:54

Today, I found out that my parents didn't come to my wedding not because they couldn't make it, but rather that my younger brother didn't want to go. FML

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By wordmalfunction - 25/5/2009 21:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I was preparing a dinner for some business associates, in hopes of closing the deal on a promotion. I emailed them with the menu, in case there were any allergies. Hours later, I checked the email again to find that instead of serving the Roast Duck I would be serving the Roast Fuck. FML

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By Keevarou | 16

#4428602 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:03

Scented pads? First time I have heard of.
Probably because Norway is slow with those stuff..
But when I think about it, pads kind of have a special weird sent about it anyway..
So FYL for having a dad that embarrasses you.
At least your dad is not afraid to show what he means, and that can be good sometimes

By SweetlyPsycho | 4

#4428746 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:36

What if her dad is a single dad?! You just sound like a complete jerk saying she deserves it for taking her dad!

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By Keevarou | 16

#4428602 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:03

lindora | 31

#4428764 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:39

I'm kinda surprised you knew that pads had a weird smell about them. Not a lot of guys are aware of that.

ScaughtieHolden | 11

#4429058 - Sunday 13 May 2012 14:11

A while back we established that you are, in fact, Kurt Cobain. Make more music please. :[

jenny123321 | 0

#4429087 - Sunday 13 May 2012 14:22

Yeaa they have those

Awes0meperson | 10

#4429264 - Sunday 13 May 2012 15:19

Well, what did they smell like?

laden_swallow09 | 34

#4429397 - Sunday 13 May 2012 16:08

Same thing goes for tampons… I wonder why?

kira_the_boss | 1

#4429501 - Sunday 13 May 2012 16:28

In my free time, I enjoy smelling pads

Haley_182 | 0

#4429516 - Sunday 13 May 2012 16:35

Dude you look like Kurt Cobain :)

shawnaishere | 14

#4429760 - Sunday 13 May 2012 18:34

when you said pad smell weird I had to go to your profile to make sure you were a guy

shawnaishere | 14

#4429765 - Sunday 13 May 2012 18:39

when you said pads smell weird I had to go to your profile to make sure you were a guy. Who goes around sniffing pads

happle | 21

#4429824 - Sunday 13 May 2012 19:15

Scented pads? Who's going to smell them?
Well... besides OP's dad...

happle | 21

#4429825 - Sunday 13 May 2012 19:16

Scented pads? Who's going to smell them?
Well... besides OP's dad...

elidine | 0

#4430346 - Sunday 13 May 2012 20:51

Teen spirit

ragzilla | 0

#4430941 - Monday 14 May 2012 0:12

I think we have those in Norway, with camomile or something. But still, I don't understand why they add scent to it. Should rather have something scent neutralizing

annemarte | 4

#4437838 - Tuesday 15 May 2012 10:03

Haha, hvorfor vet DU det uansett? ;-)

heyy_tharr_ | 5

#4455598 - Saturday 19 May 2012 15:34

...haha woww~

By Roxxxxay | 13

#4428607 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:03

What's wrong with your dad?! FYL!

yahoowizard | 16

#4428625 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:14

Haha, isn't every dad embarrassing in their own way

nado13579 | 12

#4429252 - Sunday 13 May 2012 15:13

Mine insists that he's "cool" now because he stopped tucking his shirt in his pants. :P Everybody's dad has something.

igive | 28

#4429431 - Sunday 13 May 2012 16:11

52- that's all it takes?! no wonder no one will talk to me. better start untucking my shirt :D

thatonewhitegirl | 0

#4432099 - Monday 14 May 2012 5:35

Using happy faces is hip :D

The666Ghost | 17

#6578350 - Monday 11 April 2016 9:53

You can have my dad if you want. Good luck finding the P.O.S.

By eccentrix | 12

#4428612 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:07

YDI for taking your dad shopping for scented pads.

KM96 | 24

#4428645 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:20

Maybe her mum was busy or is on a business trip or something and wasnt there to take her. So yeah, her dad had to take her ... So what ?!

SweetlyPsycho | 4

#4428746 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:36

What if her dad is a single dad?! You just sound like a complete jerk saying she deserves it for taking her dad!

ifoundalaska | 11

#4429458 - Sunday 13 May 2012 16:15

It's actually a really good sign that the op is open with her dad about her period, and not embarrassed about it. Women should not have to only discuss their periods with other women, that's ridiculous.

LilTiki559 | 13

#5797002 - Wednesday 18 December 2013 18:37

cuz we sooooooo want to talk about pads and periods.. Dad, okay, but everyone? No.

By Eila1996 | 5

#4428615 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:08

Wow thats embarrassing! I'd cry if my dad did that to me!

Hugh_Spreadum | 4

#4428712 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:30

Like that wouldn't make it more embarrassing or anything

Eila1996 | 5

#4428767 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:40

21 - I wouldn't actually cry, I'd just be so embarrassed!

lindora | 31

#4428780 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:41

I can't imagine how awkward and embarrassing it would be for the cashier..

FMLshark | 12

#4428836 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:56

OP's dad: Smell this! Does it smell like "Fresh linen" to you?

Where did you go for those pads, Bath and Body Works? I hear their summer-scented pad collections are to die for.

By HoboSmeller | 6

#4428616 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:09

im thinking of quiting my job after this happened today.

2ndSucks | 15

#4429206 - Sunday 13 May 2012 14:57

Why? You smell hobos but you can't smell pads?

therealslim | 15

#4430701 - Sunday 13 May 2012 22:41

I think 5 is trying to say he wants to give up hobo smelling for pad smelling.. Or maybe i'm totally getting him wrong.

By klovemachine | 24

#4428618 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:10

Embarrassing...maybe he's just trying to cover up the fact that a man is buying pads :)

BBoureaux | 8

#4429184 - Sunday 13 May 2012 14:54

Yeah, asking everyone around him to smell the pads definitely increases the subtlety of the fact that he is buying them.

onlychildFTW | 33

#4430095 - Sunday 13 May 2012 19:59

That's very strange to do. Your dad is strange OP. but now you've learned to not take your sad pad shopping. Or not to buy scented pads with him.

By zandalee | 19

#4428620 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:13

Dads rock! Like most Dads, this Dad sees (& smells) the world in a special way...
Thank God for Dads!
This FML made my Mothers Day.

By ryggsekk | 8

#4428627 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:14

my dad knokced me out wit one punsh right infront of my cusin who pissed himself. i think im mor traumaticed

GothicAngel17 | 24

#4428640 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:18

I think you must have considerable brain damage from said incident.

xXxIracebethxXx | 14

#4428725 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:32

9 - Do you feel proud for being knocked out and being more "traumatized"? What a sad life you must live.

nado13579 | 12

#4429296 - Sunday 13 May 2012 15:27

9- I really want to hit you with a dictionary right now.

Gtaylorfication | 0

#4429679 - Sunday 13 May 2012 17:57

You ever hear of this revolutionary invention called a dictionary? You should try one they are all the rage nowadays

Angel157 | 8

#4429745 - Sunday 13 May 2012 18:28

Did he punch you so hard that you forgot how to spell?

By patrickalamo | 47

#4428629 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:14

Ok, you have a dad who loves you enough to go buy tampons with you. Most men run away from this. He prob. Did not know what to do. Tell him no comments on personal need items.

mollysticks | 10

#4429289 - Sunday 13 May 2012 15:24

*pads

By estes816 | 9

#4428631 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:15

What did they smell like? Iron?

ladyLALAA | 28

#4428917 - Sunday 13 May 2012 13:33

I cringed and laughed at this, the comment that keep giving!