Today, I went to the store for some pads with my dad. We got...

By vron991 - United States - Wilmington

Today, I went to the store for some pads with my dad. We got them and then went to the cashier. That's when he realized that they were scented. He took one out of the box, sniffed it, made me sniff it, then insisted the cashier smell it. FML

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By CAchickadee - United States

Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML

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By mjperfetti84 - United States

Today, I helped an old man with his groceries, because he was struggling and he had a cane. After, I was nice enough to drive him home. He went to thank me by giving me a kiss on the cheek. Then he stuck his tongue out, and tried to French kiss me. FML

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By Ben - United States

Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML

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By Bad Dad - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I caught my 15-year-old son trying to roll catnip into a joint and smoke it. FML

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By birthdayfail

Today, it's my birthday. At my workplace, we always get a cake for whoever's birthday it is. They somehow forgot about me. I've been working there for a year, and my grandparents and my dad own the restaurant I work at. FML

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By celticschick - 31/8/2020 16:59

And they same romance is dead…

Today, I had an important staff meeting via Zoom. My boyfriend got home from work, walked through the door and shouted, "BABE! I'M READY TO GET MY D*** SUCKED!" I wasn't on mute. FML

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By vishurricanes - United States

Today, I was on the bus when my crush told me to come and sit with him. I got all excited, especially when he put his arm around me. He then whispered in my ear "Hey, is your friend over there single?" FML

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By technodont - United States

Today, my rental car had an automatic rear hatch. That sounded helpful until I used it and it emptied $60 in just-purchased groceries for the week on the parking lot pavement. The jars and jugs weren't ready for the leap. FML

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By ThisChick - United States - New Orleans

Today, I cringed at a memory of 5-year-old me going to restaurants I was brought to and stealing tip money because I thought it was free. I got to watch a kid do the same thing to me. Oh, sweet karma. FML

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By IsThisRealLife - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up with an extremely irritable rash around my crotch. I didn't want to full out itch it by putting my hands down my pants, so I itched it by putting my hand in my pockets. I got kicked off the train for "pleasuring myself in public." FML

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By Anonymous - Canada

Today, I got in my car. When I sat down, I realized a cat had got in the back seat. The cat startled me so I jumped out and slammed the door. Locking myself out. I watched the cat scratch my seats up for an hour. I'm highly allergic to cats. I can't get in my own car without breaking out in hives. FML

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By bluesox4 - United States

Today, I found out that the only thing worse than a psycho, overbearing, controlling girlfriend is a psycho, overbearing and controlling ex-girlfriend. FML

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By cinemasaddo - United Kingdom

Today, I was let down for a movie date. As I'd already paid for the tickets, I got my narcoleptic sister to come and sit next to me while she slept, so it didn't look like I came on my own. FML

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By GildedByVices - Australia

Today, on Xmas Eve, my eight-year-old and ten-year-old children and I sat down to watch 'Mr. Stink', an Xmas film about a scruffy, stinky tramp. When he first appeared on screen my children both exclaimed in unison, "He looks like you, dad!" FML

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By batgirlrules881 - United States

Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend and his parents met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny to walk around with a realistic gun and make references about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Apex

Today, while bussing at my restaurant job, I felt a cold, wet animal slither down my leg. I started shrieking loudly and dancing dementedly to get it off, and everyone in the restaurant turned to stare. Then I realized there was a hole in my pocket and some quarters had slid out down my leg. FML

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By why... - United States

Today, I was talking to my friend about my life and she stopped me mid-sentence and told me that my life makes her sad. FML

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By seriously

Today, I was spoken to by my boss about an argument I had gotten into with my co-worker, saying I needed to be "respectful of others' beliefs" and less "close-minded." The argument was over whether or not the Earth was flat. FML

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By doomeddaddy - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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By Kristopher - United States

Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much fun in the sixties and now tells everyone about her many imagined conquests, including her church minister and several has-been celebrities. As a plus, I discovered she has a habit of wandering around the house in the nude. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my social anxiety got so bad that my 12 yr old daughter had to get in the driver's seat to order from the drive-thru. FML

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By Anonymous - Bahrain - Manama

Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML

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By Username

Today, I found the birthday card my grandma had mailed. Apparently, it contained a gift of $100. Too bad it was in my mom's trash can, opened, with no money. She told my grandma it must have gotten lost in the mail. FML

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By kay51 - United Kingdom

Today, my room-mates were inspired by a TV show to make a "douchebag jar", into which we have to put money every time we say something obnoxious. It seems like I can't open my mouth without having to cough up £10. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, I found out that the doctors accidentally perforated my left ear drum performing a routine wax syringing. I was at the doctor's for a completely different reason, having crushed my pinky at the gym. They can't fix either and my finger needs surgery, which can't happen until next week. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Racine

Today, my mom got angry that I wasn't responding to her texts. I couldn't because I was in the dentist's chair. She'd dropped me off, and after returning from errands, sent the text from the waiting room. FML

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By belly the jelly

A job well done.

Today, I asked my husband to deal with the very large spider in our kitchen. Rather than a newspaper or a slipper, he went after it with an aerosol can and a lighter. The spider is now dead, but so are the wall and cupboards in my kitchen. FML

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By Anonymous - Canada - Whitby

Today, I used a prank app, where you shake the cell, and it makes the screen looks cracked. I ended up losing my grip on the phone. It went flying, and it is now cracked for real. FML

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By catguy - United States

Today, and for quite some time, my girlfriend has been telling me that she needs to go home each night to take care of her cat. Taking care of her cat is, it seems, an euphemism for having it off with her neighbor Tom since her cat died three months ago. FML

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By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Hampton Hill

Today, I got turned down by my dream job because their rival company happens to be called my exact name. I'm now known as "The Spy". FML

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By WeddingWoes - United States - Columbia

Today, I sampled some of the food my fiancée's mom is making for our wedding. Everything tasted terrible, and I almost vomited. Turns out she never actually went to culinary school as she claimed, but had just watched Julie and Julia. It's too late to book another caterer for the wedding. FML

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By Badatlife - Australia - Kellyville

Today, a guy at work pulled me aside to tell me that I probably shouldn't be working a job where I have to interact with customers, because of my autism. I don't have autism. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I excitedly showed my new roommate my pet fish. She then told me about how she purposely starved her last fish to see how long it would take before they started eating each other before starving to death. FML

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By minac11 - 26/1/2020 20:00 - United States - Brooklyn

I am sorry!

Today, I went to give my boyfriend a hug and accidentally knocked his brand new phone out of his hand. The screen was broken. FML

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By I don't want to be here anymore - Canada - Edmonton

Today, realized I need a new job. This happened when I was seriously considering ways to break my leg so I could stay at home for a day and not have to deal with my boss. FML

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By Curly - United States - Ashburn

Today, my wife has the flu, while I have strep throat. We have a two-year-old toddler and have no clue as to who's more contagious and who should take care of her as to not get her sick. Yay for the entire day of surgical masks and Sesame Street. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Northridge

No kinkshaming here

Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML

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By Anonymous - Canada - Oakville

Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML

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By twinkie2 - United States

Today, I treated myself to a cheeseburger. I left it on my coffee table while I grabbed a napkin from the kitchen. While I was gone my dog ate it. Then puked it up all over my carpet. Which I then had to clean up. FML

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By Keevarou | 16

#4428602 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:03

Scented pads? First time I have heard of.
Probably because Norway is slow with those stuff..
But when I think about it, pads kind of have a special weird sent about it anyway..
So FYL for having a dad that embarrasses you.
At least your dad is not afraid to show what he means, and that can be good sometimes

By SweetlyPsycho | 4

#4428746 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:36

What if her dad is a single dad?! You just sound like a complete jerk saying she deserves it for taking her dad!

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By Keevarou | 16

#4428602 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:03

lindora | 35

#4428764 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:39

I'm kinda surprised you knew that pads had a weird smell about them. Not a lot of guys are aware of that.

ScaughtieHolden | 11

#4429058 - Sunday 13 May 2012 14:11

A while back we established that you are, in fact, Kurt Cobain. Make more music please. :[

jenny123321 | 0

#4429087 - Sunday 13 May 2012 14:22

Yeaa they have those

Awes0meperson | 10

#4429264 - Sunday 13 May 2012 15:19

Well, what did they smell like?

laden_swallow09 | 34

#4429397 - Sunday 13 May 2012 16:08

Same thing goes for tampons… I wonder why?

kira_the_boss | 1

#4429501 - Sunday 13 May 2012 16:28

In my free time, I enjoy smelling pads

Haley_182 | 0

#4429516 - Sunday 13 May 2012 16:35

Dude you look like Kurt Cobain :)

shawnaishere | 14

#4429760 - Sunday 13 May 2012 18:34

when you said pad smell weird I had to go to your profile to make sure you were a guy

shawnaishere | 14

#4429765 - Sunday 13 May 2012 18:39

when you said pads smell weird I had to go to your profile to make sure you were a guy. Who goes around sniffing pads

happle | 21

#4429824 - Sunday 13 May 2012 19:15

Scented pads? Who's going to smell them?
Well... besides OP's dad...

happle | 21

#4429825 - Sunday 13 May 2012 19:16

Scented pads? Who's going to smell them?
Well... besides OP's dad...

elidine | 0

#4430346 - Sunday 13 May 2012 20:51

Teen spirit

ragzilla | 0

#4430941 - Monday 14 May 2012 0:12

I think we have those in Norway, with camomile or something. But still, I don't understand why they add scent to it. Should rather have something scent neutralizing

annemarte | 4

#4437838 - Tuesday 15 May 2012 10:03

Haha, hvorfor vet DU det uansett? ;-)

heyy_tharr_ | 5

#4455598 - Saturday 19 May 2012 15:34

...haha woww~

By Roxxxxay | 13

#4428607 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:03

What's wrong with your dad?! FYL!

yahoowizard | 16

#4428625 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:14

Haha, isn't every dad embarrassing in their own way

nado13579 | 12

#4429252 - Sunday 13 May 2012 15:13

Mine insists that he's "cool" now because he stopped tucking his shirt in his pants. :P Everybody's dad has something.

igive | 28

#4429431 - Sunday 13 May 2012 16:11

52- that's all it takes?! no wonder no one will talk to me. better start untucking my shirt :D

thatonewhitegirl | 0

#4432099 - Monday 14 May 2012 5:35

Using happy faces is hip :D

The666Ghost | 17

#6578350 - Monday 11 April 2016 9:53

You can have my dad if you want. Good luck finding the P.O.S.

By eccentrix | 12

#4428612 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:07

YDI for taking your dad shopping for scented pads.

KM96 | 24

#4428645 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:20

Maybe her mum was busy or is on a business trip or something and wasnt there to take her. So yeah, her dad had to take her ... So what ?!

SweetlyPsycho | 4

#4428746 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:36

What if her dad is a single dad?! You just sound like a complete jerk saying she deserves it for taking her dad!

ifoundalaska | 11

#4429458 - Sunday 13 May 2012 16:15

It's actually a really good sign that the op is open with her dad about her period, and not embarrassed about it. Women should not have to only discuss their periods with other women, that's ridiculous.

LilTiki559 | 13

#5797002 - Wednesday 18 December 2013 18:37

cuz we sooooooo want to talk about pads and periods.. Dad, okay, but everyone? No.

By Eila1996 | 5

#4428615 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:08

Wow thats embarrassing! I'd cry if my dad did that to me!

Hugh_Spreadum | 4

#4428712 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:30

Like that wouldn't make it more embarrassing or anything

Eila1996 | 5

#4428767 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:40

21 - I wouldn't actually cry, I'd just be so embarrassed!

lindora | 35

#4428780 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:41

I can't imagine how awkward and embarrassing it would be for the cashier..

FMLshark | 12

#4428836 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:56

OP's dad: Smell this! Does it smell like "Fresh linen" to you?

Where did you go for those pads, Bath and Body Works? I hear their summer-scented pad collections are to die for.

By HoboSmeller | 6

#4428616 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:09

im thinking of quiting my job after this happened today.

2ndSucks | 15

#4429206 - Sunday 13 May 2012 14:57

Why? You smell hobos but you can't smell pads?

therealslim | 15

#4430701 - Sunday 13 May 2012 22:41

I think 5 is trying to say he wants to give up hobo smelling for pad smelling.. Or maybe i'm totally getting him wrong.

By klovemachine | 24

#4428618 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:10

Embarrassing...maybe he's just trying to cover up the fact that a man is buying pads :)

BBoureaux | 8

#4429184 - Sunday 13 May 2012 14:54

Yeah, asking everyone around him to smell the pads definitely increases the subtlety of the fact that he is buying them.

onlychildFTW | 33

#4430095 - Sunday 13 May 2012 19:59

That's very strange to do. Your dad is strange OP. but now you've learned to not take your sad pad shopping. Or not to buy scented pads with him.

By zandalee | 19

#4428620 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:13

Dads rock! Like most Dads, this Dad sees (& smells) the world in a special way...
Thank God for Dads!
This FML made my Mothers Day.

By ryggsekk | 8

#4428627 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:14

my dad knokced me out wit one punsh right infront of my cusin who pissed himself. i think im mor traumaticed

GothicAngel17 | 24

#4428640 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:18

I think you must have considerable brain damage from said incident.

xXxIracebethxXx | 14

#4428725 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:32

9 - Do you feel proud for being knocked out and being more "traumatized"? What a sad life you must live.

nado13579 | 12

#4429296 - Sunday 13 May 2012 15:27

9- I really want to hit you with a dictionary right now.

Gtaylorfication | 0

#4429679 - Sunday 13 May 2012 17:57

You ever hear of this revolutionary invention called a dictionary? You should try one they are all the rage nowadays

Angel157 | 8

#4429745 - Sunday 13 May 2012 18:28

Did he punch you so hard that you forgot how to spell?

By patrickalamo | 47

#4428629 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:14

Ok, you have a dad who loves you enough to go buy tampons with you. Most men run away from this. He prob. Did not know what to do. Tell him no comments on personal need items.

mollysticks | 10

#4429289 - Sunday 13 May 2012 15:24

*pads

By estes816 | 9

#4428631 - Sunday 13 May 2012 12:15

What did they smell like? Iron?

ladyLALAA | 28

#4428917 - Sunday 13 May 2012 13:33

I cringed and laughed at this, the comment that keep giving!