Kids, Food and Cats: Today, my 8-year-old nephew told me he liked the way I smelt....

By Zedscar - 15/07/2017 22:30 - United States - Martinsburg

Today, my 8-year-old nephew told me he liked the way I smelt. Apparently I smell like "cat food and cheese." FML

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Same thing different taste

By lamponau - 09/11/2008 11:26 - France

Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy." Surprised but flattered, I thanked him. He then added, "I like the smell of cheese!'" FML

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By squishy - 11/02/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, my 4-year-old niece told me she likes it when I'm around because I'm "squishy and smell like fried chicken all the time." FML

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By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML

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By anonymous - 21/10/2013 06:53 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML

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By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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By girlmeetsworld - 18/02/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML

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Smart kid

By Anonymous - 12/05/2021 21:59

Today, I'm at the ER because my 13-year-old nephew ate an aromatic candle that smelled like chocolate. He saw it on my dresser and actually though it was chocolate. FML

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By Ishowet - 31/05/2017 12:00 - United States - Hialeah

Today, my five-year-old son told me that I smell bad and asked me to take a shower so I wouldn't attract bugs into the house. I had just showered. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2012 00:15 - United States

Today, my eight-year-old son thought that if he swallowed soap, his farts would smell like soap. The smell of vomit and diarrhea now permeating my house is proof of how wrong he was. FML

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tonyfan00 38

Sunday 16 July 2017 6:52

Well then quit your job at the cat food factory and go buy some other food products!

xoxoblondee 31

Monday 17 July 2017 15:19

Charlie Kelly???

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 16 July 2017 5:03

You need to stop wearing celebrity scents – especially the one by Nickelback.

tonyfan00 38

Sunday 16 July 2017 6:52

Well then quit your job at the cat food factory and go buy some other food products!

Lobby_Bee 17

Sunday 16 July 2017 12:43

He can tell the future that you will be an old cat lady. Cheese symbolizes aged and cat food symbolizes how you will be the food provider for many cats.

Glowworm56 26

Sunday 16 July 2017 14:04

That's not a bad smell combination actually.

Zedscar 34

Sunday 23 July 2017 3:20

He also likes the smell of petrol, what are your thoughts towards that scent?

xoxoblondee 31

Monday 17 July 2017 15:19

Charlie Kelly???

Talented73 54

Wednesday 19 July 2017 15:57

Did a cat get his tongue? Because that was a pretty cheesy remark.

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Same thing different taste

Smart kid

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