You need to stop wearing celebrity scents – especially the one by Nickelback.

Well then quit your job at the cat food factory and go buy some other food products!

He can tell the future that you will be an old cat lady. Cheese symbolizes aged and cat food symbolizes how you will be the food provider for many cats.

That's not a bad smell combination actually.

Charlie Kelly???

Did a cat get his tongue? Because that was a pretty cheesy remark.