Today, I went out to my car to run some errands. It wouldn't start. I called AAA, only to find out my battery wasn't dead, it was stolen. FML
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Today, I got into my car and it wouldn't start. I noticed I had left the lights on and assumed the battery was dead. Then, I couldn't get my key out of the ignition. So, I called AAA only to have the guy put my car in park and start the engine. FML
Today, I went to drive my mom's car for a change. It wouldn't start, so I open the hood. Someone had stolen the battery. I go to start my own car so I can drive to the police station to report the theft, and discover someone siphoned off my gas. FML
Today, I went out to start my car to go to work. When it wouldn't start, I popped the hood to see what was wrong. Some kind individual took advantage of the fact that my window doesn't roll up, and stole my battery. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
Today, I went on a trip to DC. When I got back I found out my car was stolen. Apparently they didn't know how to drive a stick because it was only 4 blocks from my house and the engine was blown. FML
Today, I picked up my car from the repair shop, drove two miles, and ran out of gas. I then walked to get gas, put a gallon of gas in the car, and tried to start it. The battery was too weak to start the car, and died on the spot. FML
Today, my car ran out of battery. I'm writing this from the middle of the road. FML
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML
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KZN02 18
I didn't know there were people who'd steal those.
aero_fml 0
How do you figure? The car wouldn't start because of the assumption that the battery was dead, when in fact it had been stolen. Had the battery not been stolen the car would have started right up
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Comments (54)
Bloodknight 22
OMG! Bwahaha!
ireply_w_lyrics 0
Well, i think you should "...Come on and join our convoy aint nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' convoy across the USA Convoy..." Oh, wait. You can't. YOU DONT HAVE A BATTERY
brenkite 5
you do reply with lyrics
plexico 4
I dropped AAA a long time ago. If you have a dead battery, they give you a AAA battery. That thing can't turn over your engine -- it can barely power a mini-flashlight.
alwaysalady 0
Wow. That shocks me. Why would you even steal a car battery though? Those things are heavy as shit, and I really doubt they are worth that much, unless you....need a car battery. And why doesn't your car have a hood lock that you have to pop from the inside? My car is 25 years old, and you still have to pop the hood from the inside....
Wankster 0
Kool
TerraofDarkness 0
XDDDD This made me LOL. Seriously, who the hell would steal a car battery?? Anyway, FYL girl.
epicwinmaster 0
just buy a new battery and put it back in.. youre obviously from the city and dont know anything about cars.. thats why your life is ******
lordmoe 0
if your car is so messed up that someone CAN steal the battery, YOU NEED A NEW F***ING CAR
allmidnighteyes 11
Who the **** steals a car battery?
blueem2 0
Battery is under the hood....only way to access it is to open the hood from the inside of the car. Meaning YDI for leaving your ******* car unlocked. Stupid bitch.
ssica_fml 0
someone who needs a car battery and is too cheap to buy one?
elchapin562 0
actually this happens so much, its disgusting. i remember i caught a guy trying to steal a DEAD car battery from our house's porch. i was only 7 and the guy still freaked out. i mean it is good money too, a car battery can cost up to $70
aaaaa12345_fml 0
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