Today, I went out to my car to run some errands. It wouldn't start. I called AAA, only to find out my battery wasn't dead, it was stolen. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got into my car and it wouldn't start. I noticed I had left the lights on and assumed the battery was dead. Then, I couldn't get my key out of the ignition. So, I called AAA only to have the guy put my car in park and start the engine. FML
Today, I went to drive my mom's car for a change. It wouldn't start, so I open the hood. Someone had stolen the battery. I go to start my own car so I can drive to the police station to report the theft, and discover someone siphoned off my gas. FML
Today, I went out to start my car to go to work. When it wouldn't start, I popped the hood to see what was wrong. Some kind individual took advantage of the fact that my window doesn't roll up, and stole my battery. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
Today, I went on a trip to DC. When I got back I found out my car was stolen. Apparently they didn't know how to drive a stick because it was only 4 blocks from my house and the engine was blown. FML
Today, I picked up my car from the repair shop, drove two miles, and ran out of gas. I then walked to get gas, put a gallon of gas in the car, and tried to start it. The battery was too weak to start the car, and died on the spot. FML
Today, my car ran out of battery. I'm writing this from the middle of the road. FML
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML
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KZN02 18
I didn't know there were people who'd steal those.
aero_fml 0
How do you figure? The car wouldn't start because of the assumption that the battery was dead, when in fact it had been stolen. Had the battery not been stolen the car would have started right up
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Comments (54)
thrillerrr 0
even though your battery's under the hood, you can still get to the latch through the grill, people. stop getting on her ass about her car not being locked.
AshleyRose784 0
1) it is possible to pop a hood from the outside of a car, latch or no latch. 2) it is possible to pop her locks to open the car door to get to the hood latch 3) anyone, male or female, who is going to take on the responsibility of driving a car should know basic vehicle maintenance. this includes changing a tire, how to connect jumper cables to jump start the battery, and changing/checking your oil
Papa_H 0
Why the **** did you call them before you even popped the hood? Seriously, that should be your first reaction when you're car won't start.
fmylife_hardcore 0
Epic fail.
MFCFM23 0
Wow, that sounds terribly embarrassing. It really isn't that hard to, you know, take a gander and try to figure it out yourself before you just give up and call in the cavalry.
byebyebaby 0
HAHAHAHA would be a Jersey girl who cant even pop her own hood and ask for a jump...who calls AAA for a jump. Bet you can't pump your own gas either YDI
greatsarcazm 0
if your car doesn't after a few tries the first thing you do is check under your hood. maybe it was cold and the op didn't feel like standing in the cold.
RockNRollAndrew 18
At least it wasn't the tires ?
fantasyworld 39
Better than the tires.
russian_freak 6
Don't be a chicken McNugget bro