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If he believes that then he'll really be in trouble when he receives his Nigerian Prince e-mail.
Its like 1788 all over again...
What is like 1788?
In 1788 France became bankrupt due to its deficit being way higher than its income. This was mainly due to France fighting in the American war of Independence. Im guessing that most people on FML are American. If you are the greatest nation in the world, at least know your own history.
60, I know about the French Revolution and why it started, but I don't remember exact dates. You sound like a damn elitist when you say "you're the greatest country in the world, know your own history", which is funny because that's not even our country's history, besides the fact that the French helped the Americans during their Revolution.
#62 **** that's ignorant.
No, a doctor secretly took a blood sample from him then emailed him the results. Happens all the time
Exactly! If he's freaking out, it might be cause he probably knows its true.
Or he could be technologically inept meaning he would freak out at such a situation. Poor guy has a lot of life lessons to learn if that is the case though.
Free blood tests? Yes please.
Might be someone who heard that you can get viruses by email and came to the conclusion that that you can get AIDS (HIV to be more accurate) this way too.
sounds like you picked a perfect boyfriend. good job
My sure his Nigerian uncle, who happens to be a prince, can pay his medical expenses for his aids.
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If he believes a random email, perhaps he shouldn't be having sex yet?
If you laughed then it wasn't so terrible now was it 33.
#32 your funny :)
Poor him who did that
ok I'm missing something here. Why is this comment downvoted so much?
Because that's the stupidest reason anyone has ever come up with for the appearance of AIDS and people always say it.
What? And that Nigerian prince won't give me his vast fortune?
Please don't reproduce with him, the gene pool is already bad enough.
The world could use more assholes and less morons.
Lol two completely different contexts. Making rude comments about the deceased at a funeral or calling a moron a moron. Shades of grey, it isn't just a shitty book.
I'm just wondering... how old is he? or what's his problem?
I'm going to go on a limb here and say his problem is he thinks he has AIDS...
wow.. I was actually asking if he had a really protected life.. or did something that made him think it was possible for him to have aids (don't answer with having sex)
'with having sex'
Kissing...cooties and AIDS! (O_O)
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If he believes that then he'll really be in trouble when he receives his Nigerian Prince e-mail.
No, a doctor secretly took a blood sample from him then emailed him the results. Happens all the time