Foot-in-mouth syndrome

By Anonymous - 26/05/2010 12:03 - United States

Today, I was talking to this guy I liked at work. He was flirting with me, and everything was going great, I was so happy, until he started talking non-stop about the extent of his foot fetish. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 223
You deserved it 5 639

Same thing different taste

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rety1 13

so? you know that a foot fetish is the worlds most common fetish that doesn't have anything to do with a sexual part of the body.


missmurderx 8

it does suckk though. everyone; just got out of school<3 :D

rawrcupcakesz 0

Have fun having babies with him OP. Oh shit 5 you are a ghost.

Btw I like the new pic Rawr, it makes you look like a dead man's shoe :)

WTF.... the thing about a dead mans shoe just randomly appeared O_O I think FML is screwing with my head

littlemissdqgirl 8

just sit down kick your shoes off and have him give you a foot rub while he talks. Then you both get something out of it:) I want my feet rubbed now:/

time to bust out the thong sandals lmao

fart in his face and tell him to smell it cause your into that be the bigger freak thats always hot

rawrcupcakesz 0

taco what the **** does that mean?

the dead mans shoe thing... wasn't there when I posted it. I think a dog or something changed it. but it was just saying that I like the new pic. sorry bout the other shit it said

Snugglez 0

lol at 11 that was so random. but yea this fml sucks

rawrcupcakesz 0

it's was funny tho so it's okay.

at least he doesn't have a little boy fetish.

******* HELL STOP CHANGING MY POST YOU ******* **** ASS MODS -_-

Eamon128 1

hahahahahaha @30 that's awesome

I swear to God... if these ******* gay mods don't stop changing my posts I'm deleting this app giving it bad review, then I'll add it back and delete for another bad review -.-

rawrcupcakesz 0

You can only do one review unless you use a different account. I tried to that that.

How do I get the mods to stop harrassing me because it's annoying how they keep changingy posts :c

degrassilovur 0

I'm a podophobe;; I feet are so gross...,!!!!!!!

fat girl with advice and nerdy kid with problems. haven't I seen this movie before?

despite what the Internet and/or Internet people might tell you, a fetish is a very negative thing. the mind has paired a normally non arousing object or act with arousal. if indulged it can become greater than the act itself or have to be indulged to even get a response from the person afflicted by it. do not encourage fetishes or embrace your own.

KiddNYC1O 20

what if it were a urine fetish op!?

hbcbmx 5

ha ha I love how if u say sumptin mean but funny then u get away wit it lol

I lived in Va for a couple of years total. There is alot of rascists down there. It was pretty though and so are you. Really hot. Later

M93xoxo 0

Just be grateful that its only feet, it could be a hell of a lot worse.

rohosoccer08 1

ugh I hate touching other peoples feet or them touching me, only baby feet are ok

rawrcupcakesz 0

Thank David for calling me fat:)

5. Alan. don't you hate that damn anti flood? f**k anti-flood.

28 I like your pic but plz take away the words so I can see your... you kno.

SeedlessMe 13

ok rawrcupcakes is so Not fat wtf man!? but yeah, foot fetishes are ******* disgusting.

I just call them as I see them. her arm is a dead giveaway.

#42 in some cases you are right, you shouldn't encourage certain fetish but not all of them are that bad, unless it's complety taking over someone's lives but that's always bad fetish or not. But a fetish is believed to be something very natural especially when it comes to body parts like feet. Think of your brains as a cirkel devided in a lot of pieces. Every peice controls a part of your body like your left arm or left hand but the peices aren't ordend like you think they should be. Your left arm piece is next to your right foot piece etc. Every piece that lies next to eachother is connected. Now is it believed that if your genitals piece lies next to a feet piece it would result in a feet fetish. Nothing creepy and nothing to do about it. This is just theory though :p but it's sounds logical imo. back to OP, I don't have a fetish or know someone who does but maybe it's not that bad unless he indeed was obsessed like #is whole life devoted obsesssed

Damn, you must suck in bed imbatman…

today this guy told me he loved my toes

rawr you're not fat! don't listen to that asshole.

I have a hand fetish. but it's not extreme.

0.0 I am now emotionally scared until I fall asleep, although your idea of making her the freak by farting in his face ect, seemed to have freacked me out

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ScooterScott 0

He will probably see the sweat on your feet and lick it off then. The only thing to do here is to get a camel and mix it's hooves with toad warts. Add some giraffe neck in there to make sure he turns into a mitch-match of animals when you cast your spell. But then we'll have to burn you, with the witchcraft thing and all.

I dunno, but I think he's afatmonkey or his brother/sister/lawyer/constructoman

u can't catch me I'm the Gingerbred man. 

DriDri_fml 0

you should have started talking about yer nose fetish. maybe he'd shut up then?

rety1 13

so? you know that a foot fetish is the worlds most common fetish that doesn't have anything to do with a sexual part of the body.

Technically liking breasts is the most common fetish as they aren't sexual body parts

perdix 29

And you've got ugly clown feet with toenail fungus and bunions? Otherwise, it could be win-win.

NzxtZ06 0

agreed. best. fetish. ever. and you should definitley give him a foot job. I'll take one too if you're got OP.

And what if he likes her toenail fungus? He's just a fun guy.

I guess he gets turned on easily. Use that in your advantage OP. (:

Don't ever threaten to kick his ass OP he might explode