By Anonymous - United States

Foot-in-mouth syndrome

  Today, I was talking to this guy I liked at work. He was flirting with me, and everything was going great, I was so happy, until he started talking non-stop about the extent of his foot fetish. FML
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the dead mans shoe thing... wasn't there when I posted it. I think a dog or something changed it. but it was just saying that I like the new pic. sorry bout the other shit it said


I swear to God... if these fucking gay mods don't stop changing my posts I'm deleting this app giving it bad review, then I'll add it back and delete for another bad review -.-

  imbatman_fml  |  0

despite what the Internet and/or Internet people might tell you, a fetish is a very negative thing. the mind has paired a normally non arousing object or act with arousal. if indulged it can become greater than the act itself or have to be indulged to even get a response from the person afflicted by it. do not encourage fetishes or embrace your own.

  Residence_fml  |  4

#42 in some cases you are right, you shouldn't encourage certain fetish but not all of them are that bad, unless it's complety taking over someone's lives but that's always bad fetish or not. But a fetish is believed to be something very natural especially when it comes to body parts like feet. Think of your brains as a cirkel devided in a lot of pieces. Every peice controls a part of your body like your left arm or left hand but the peices aren't ordend like you think they should be. Your left arm piece is next to your right foot piece etc. Every piece that lies next to eachother is connected. Now is it believed that if your genitals piece lies next to a feet piece it would result in a feet fetish. Nothing creepy and nothing to do about it. This is just theory though :p but it's sounds logical imo.
back to OP, I don't have a fetish or know someone who does but maybe it's not that bad unless he indeed was obsessed like #is whole life devoted obsesssed

  ScooterScott  |  0

He will probably see the sweat on your feet and lick it off then. The only thing to do here is to get a camel and mix it's hooves with toad warts. Add some giraffe neck in there to make sure he turns into a mitch-match of animals when you cast your spell. But then we'll have to burn you, with the witchcraft thing and all.