Today, I went on a first date wearing a new hair color. It was Interior Latex Slate Speckled Grey, from accidentally leaning my head against a wall while house painting earlier. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I look like a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML
Today, I decided to redye my hair. And the sink, and the wall, and the toilet seat, and the tub. FML
Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Today, I painted the guest bathroom. Once finished, I noticed the paint splatters on my arms matched my lily white chalky skin. Paint matches me better than my makeup. Guess I need a different paint, and new make up. FML
Today, I rushed out of the bathroom with toothpaste smeared all over my chin and cheek. I was so anxious about going on a date that I didn’t realize this until said date pointed it out halfway through dinner. FML
Today, I was on a date and I began pretending to know a lot about wine. I swirled the glass too hard under my nose and splashed red wine all over myself. I spent the rest of the date smelling like a bottle bank. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date turned out to be very hot, and I had high hopes. That is, until she ran her hand through her hair as she approached, sending some kind of horrifying, miasmic mist of dandruff and dead skin floating through the air behind her. FML
Today, I dyed my hair. It was all going well, until I forgot I had a head full of product and scratched an itch. I didn't realise my mistake until later, and now have to replace my six-month old sofa because it has a huge stain that alternates from purple to bleach. FML
Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML
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thinknow101 2
i personally prefer a Benjamin Moore midnight blue for my highlights.
MagicShyStars 6
xD I'm sorry but I think that would look pretty cool. Hey whats that new color you have in your hair? Oh, paint? That would be an awesome story to tell xD
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Comments (56)
TiffanyBlews27 0
YDI!!!! If you were the one that was painting, you should've known it was wet.
twist_of_fame93 0
lol #1 is so simple minded
nootz61 0
lol I don't see the big deal.. if I ever went on a date who had paint all over her hair id just find it funny and hense find her interesting... so yea not an fml
TheRolf 0
wet paint in hair = sexy
rohosoccer08 1
haha all she has now is a scar that the drs made to look like a belly button... and since she turned out to be a girl I am done having kids! I got my boy and my girl, I don't need any more lol they are a big enough handful!
itsLiV 0
hahahahah, that sucks. but why couldnt you wash it out in time..?
califormula 0
Latex paint washes out. Fail.
I_Am_Blacklight 2
I love the way you worded that, it made me LOL-
Crunch_Captain 1
why couldn't you just wash your hair or dye it quickly?
Anorien 0
As an artist, I have a full understanding of paint-in-hair syndrome. Although, I'm used to acrylics, not latex.