Today, I went on a first date wearing a new hair color. It was Interior Latex Slate Speckled Grey, from accidentally leaning my head against a wall while house painting earlier. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I look like a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML
Today, I decided to redye my hair. And the sink, and the wall, and the toilet seat, and the tub. FML
Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Today, I painted the guest bathroom. Once finished, I noticed the paint splatters on my arms matched my lily white chalky skin. Paint matches me better than my makeup. Guess I need a different paint, and new make up. FML
Today, I rushed out of the bathroom with toothpaste smeared all over my chin and cheek. I was so anxious about going on a date that I didn’t realize this until said date pointed it out halfway through dinner. FML
Today, I was on a date and I began pretending to know a lot about wine. I swirled the glass too hard under my nose and splashed red wine all over myself. I spent the rest of the date smelling like a bottle bank. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date turned out to be very hot, and I had high hopes. That is, until she ran her hand through her hair as she approached, sending some kind of horrifying, miasmic mist of dandruff and dead skin floating through the air behind her. FML
Today, I dyed my hair. It was all going well, until I forgot I had a head full of product and scratched an itch. I didn't realise my mistake until later, and now have to replace my six-month old sofa because it has a huge stain that alternates from purple to bleach. FML
Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML
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thinknow101 2
i personally prefer a Benjamin Moore midnight blue for my highlights.
MagicShyStars 6
xD I'm sorry but I think that would look pretty cool. Hey whats that new color you have in your hair? Oh, paint? That would be an awesome story to tell xD
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rawrcupcakesz 0
#29 CUTE BABY!!!! OP next time look were you are lending on.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I agree that sucks, but YDI for not watching out; I mean, you were painting so you had to know the paint was wet. I'd stay away from it.
rohosoccer08 1
thanks, she's my little miracle baby
HeretoBlame 3
well atleast look at the brightside of things you got it for free...
rawrcupcakesz 0
You bought him at the baby store or found him under a rock? My parents told me they bought me at Home Depo. Or how does that work? I told my 17 month niece that we were going to take her back to the baby store. I never thought she knew what I was talking about but she started to cry.
octobrtoctagon13 0
I could have gotten it out for you but ydi
rohosoccer08 1
haha I wish it was that easy lol... she's my miracle because for 1 they told me the whole pregnancy she was a boy, and for 2 she had gastroschisis which is where you are born with your intestines outside your body... 2 months in the NICU and she got to come home, she's good now but will always be my miracle
Snugglez 0
This fml sucks
MagicShyStars 6
Oh, I had ( well.. have?) gastrochisis, i just have scars from it (:
rawrcupcakesz 0
oops I called your baby a him. Wow good thing she is good:) Lucky that you have a baby:(