About Flinlock
Well, I am a ninja. Also I'm very confused as to why the FML I posted (successfully) months ago was randomly taken down. Do they get deleted after a certain period of time? o.O
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    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
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    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
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Flinlock's favorite FMLs

Today, I was running the register at my work and this big lady pulls her wad of cash out of her bra and hands it to me. The bills she handed me were moist. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 21 April 2009 18:12 / United States