Today, I went on a first date wearing a new hair color. It was Interior Latex Slate Speckled Grey, from accidentally leaning my head against a wall while house painting earlier. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I look like a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML
Today, I decided to redye my hair. And the sink, and the wall, and the toilet seat, and the tub. FML
Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Today, I painted the guest bathroom. Once finished, I noticed the paint splatters on my arms matched my lily white chalky skin. Paint matches me better than my makeup. Guess I need a different paint, and new make up. FML
Today, I rushed out of the bathroom with toothpaste smeared all over my chin and cheek. I was so anxious about going on a date that I didn’t realize this until said date pointed it out halfway through dinner. FML
Today, I was on a date and I began pretending to know a lot about wine. I swirled the glass too hard under my nose and splashed red wine all over myself. I spent the rest of the date smelling like a bottle bank. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date turned out to be very hot, and I had high hopes. That is, until she ran her hand through her hair as she approached, sending some kind of horrifying, miasmic mist of dandruff and dead skin floating through the air behind her. FML
Today, I dyed my hair. It was all going well, until I forgot I had a head full of product and scratched an itch. I didn't realise my mistake until later, and now have to replace my six-month old sofa because it has a huge stain that alternates from purple to bleach. FML
Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML
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thinknow101 2
i personally prefer a Benjamin Moore midnight blue for my highlights.
MagicShyStars 6
xD I'm sorry but I think that would look pretty cool. Hey whats that new color you have in your hair? Oh, paint? That would be an awesome story to tell xD
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iSitt 0
if my date told me she was painting her house earlier that day it would turn me on
nerdsgetmehot 23
Aw, man. That sucks! And for all of the people saying "Why didn't you wash your hair", paint sometimes takes several washes to get completely out. I got paint in my hair recently while painting the walls in my house and went to wash it out. I thought I'd got it all in one wash, but I didn't. Paint is seriously tough to get out of your hair.
Trickyklown 0
Getting some out is better then leaving it in and letting it dry up causing it to be harder to get out. If she was already out and it got in her hair then there was no way if washing it out thourghly. But we don't know where it got wet so we can't tell. I agree that paint is a bitch to get out, and painting sucks ass period.
wastland247 0
Wouldn't it turn anyone on, I know I am.
Peroxide 3
Now now, tell the truth. You couldn't afford a paint brush so you used your head instead, didn't you! It's ok, I use my ass to wash my car. My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard!!!
nikeiro 3
lol, This is making me laugh way too hard.
littlemissdqgirl 8
Did you not have time to get it out?
megamandude455 10
what'd she draw on your face 11?
CrimsonWolf1294 0
thats sucks but at least you have a way to break the ice.
rohosoccer08 1
haha that sucks, but you really should be careful around paint
perdix 31
Are you trying to seduce me, Mrs. Robinson? Going for that "Cougar on the Prowl" look, eh? I'm sure that pretty soon guys are going to cut their hair into what looks like a receding hairline. You heard it here first! I'm Nostro-freakin-damus!
PRISSYmuch 0
hilarious! if it were me I would have told him what happened and then had sex with him. hahahaha. kidding. ugh I'm so bored right now :(