Forever alone.

1 is truly the loneliest number...

Friends are overrated OP. I myself have no friends either because during times of war they can be captured and tortured for information about me.

Muzy, I doubt you're important enough for that... And if you were, the fact that you have an internet connection means that, in times of war, if someone somewhere really wanted to, they could find out more than torturing a friend would get them.

She is not forever alone she is forever available

So Op is has friends. They just don't hang with you unless you invite yourself over to their house or something.

Why are there so many fmls about having no friends lately?

23- what if he has secret government information imprinted in a neural lace, and one of his friends Islas actually a government agent assigned to protect him?

We all know that feel bro.

117- You're one of them D:! how did you find me ?????

#97: Because those people are on the internet more frequently.

sometimes it's beneficial to be alone with ones thoughts. some prefer that to others company

That makes two of us

Make that 3..

Make that four. But I usually bring candy to offer to people so they would want to hang out with me...

Why do they always call the cops? It's like the world wants me to be friendless.

52- just tell the cops you were just offering candy so you can bring the people back home and "play" with them. That should get you out of trouble.

make that 5, i tried making a friend. He even offered me candy but someone called the police and they took him away before we could hang out.

That makes 6. I try to invite people to my "church", but they just don't want to join. In fact, they're even more turned off when I tell them that Tom cruise and John travolta are part of the same clan. I don't understand, what have I done wrong Xenu!?!

(I'm not an crazy bitch ass Scientologist. I was joking).

I think we reached the point where it was funny the first few times but now it's out of hand.

It's funny how most people say they don't have friends.
You do!
On the internet!
Yay Internet!

I have made dozens of friends. Stitched them together out of the most beautiful body parts I could "aquire". But now my freezer is full and I can't get Doc Frankenstein's lightning trick to reanimate them.

Make that 7, I'm not a very sociable person, doesn't mean I don't have friends, it's just I
don't like to go out a lot.

Friends are over rated anyways. Cats are where it's at. :p I don't really have friends outside the Internet anymore and I could not care less.

LOOOOOSERS I have oodles and oodles of friends. Just kidding :(

Um 10? Prob the only TWELVE yr old to actually be THIS lonely.. And the only one to consider her sister as her "best and only" friend

Man, I can't get my head wrapped around the idea of that. Though there was one time I had plans, but my friends all ditched, and I was too proud to tell my family that, so I hid on our rooftop. I guess mine's worse, huh? :P

Find some friends willing to then! I'm sure there is someone out there who will!

Unless its 2:00AM where all the homeless psychos are out looking for women to ambush, I agree with you.

OP, even if it's just a cashier or a clerk, make a conversation. Even if you don't know the person, or don't want to be friends with them, you and the other person might end up having an enjoyable talk together!

I'm in the same boat as OP. in the summer my friends leave for their cabins or the 3 months. It's annoying. The only good thing this year is I'm at a camp as a counselor make a nice sum of money. Haha.

@#40: On the other side of the card, when you're a cashier trying to do your job and a lonely customer is attempting to make conversation with you, it's the worst thing ever.

Well find some friends while you're there.

My god you're gorgeous (creepy much?)

My goddd you are gorgeous (creepy much?)

Dammit

Let's just say that good friends are hard to find.

LOL, what did YOU say to have your comment deleted?

Just be more social! With real people...

As opposed to what? Unreal people?

Well, you could be social with animals... Or creatures from another dimension if you're THAT classy!

With real people! No way never knew tht!

Clever Bot-
*Okay face*

As opposed to people on the internet you muppet!!

So talk to someone in town, make a friend!

Get a pet???

I'll be your friend.

I suggest you brace yourself for the incoming perdix attack.

I second that suggestion.

#19, see the New and Improved perdix at comment #109.

I'm practically a brony now :) YOLO!

Now kiss!

who needs friends when you have the internet?

That was nice

That was nice...in a sad way.

That's probably why he has no friends...

Are they really "friends" if they are unwilling to spend time with you?

I would say not

YDI, you just do.

Yeah, I mean, why else would she have posted this on FML.