First World Problems

With $50, I'd sit my fat happy ass alone:)

Sounds like a good day to me

Go get yourself some steak with that money too. You'll feel better.

stink much?

I'm gonna eat you 13

Hustle more money from them in lunch.

Look on the bright side. If you're lucky, this might become an everyday thing. Which means, easy money! (:

OP start charging money to people that don't want you near them. $10 for the day $20 for the week $50 for the month

Dude. That's. Great idea!

Do you smell bad? Pick your nose? Are you that annoying? There are 2 ways of looking at this 1. You just found an easy way to make cash or 2. You need to examine yourself and find why no one wants you near them and work on fixing the problem

What if it was only 5$ from all 10

Well RAISE the price!!! If people want you to stay away, at least make something good out of it

Get 50 dollars free and you don't have to sit by jerks!

He said separate people

If the way youre living now continues, youll never have to work again.

doesn't matter, free money

Before any of you Judge those other kids. Think what's wrong with OP.. he either stinks like shit and needs to take shower or he's annoying as fk.. You too wouldn't want to sit next to someone like that. Free money anyway. Win !

60- I would take the $50 for the month package. Sounds like a great deal and a money saver!

What a lucky ass, i wish people hated me that much

And that's how you make bank!

I really don't see how OP lost here, they got a free $50 and doesn't have to sit by any jerks

Everything went better than expected!!

OP can you say Lucrative buisness idea

This comment reminded me of the Capitol One credit card commercial with Jimmy Fallon. "No? I'll take it. I'll make it RAIN UP IN HEEEAAAA!!!" "...Sorry. I'll pick it up. Shouldn't have made it rain." XD

Step one: sit in corner Step two: put your finger in hole made with your other fingers Step three: Profit

Yeah really look on the bright side

But would you have people pay to get closer to you? O.o

Not too close though, or you'll just be another prostitute. Then you'll have to get your sister to bail you out of jail!

Yea, I mean you have no what some women have to do to get some cash. You've got it good. You should do announcer round trip and raise your price by 10%.

Omg ur really hot HAWT HAWT HAAAWWT OMFG DATE ME

#39 - Just give me a cookie and I'm sold!

Oh shit it's Gayboii

Miss me hun?

Haha exactly what I was thinking xD

"Get your checks for free."

Dammit! You got the reference!