Karaoke Dinner Disaster

By Jonathan Park - 05/03/2020 09:06 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, I went on a first date. She got plastered within the first hour, then a song came on in the restaurant and she told me, "This song's about meeeeee." FML
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lifeis4me 20

At least she showed you her true colors early. Would’ve been more embarrassing had this been done later in front of your friends or family.

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RichardPencil 30
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Was the song "You're So Vain?" If so, she owes Carly Simon some money for the bet she lost.

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RichardPencil 30
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Was the song "You're So Vain?" If so, she owes Carly Simon some money for the bet she lost.

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lifeis4me 20

At least she showed you her true colors early. Would’ve been more embarrassing had this been done later in front of your friends or family.

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spinspinsugar 12
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run. like yesterday. run!

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Ambrily 27

Maybe you should consider making it a last date, either.

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E2dav 5

And that would be the best time to drop her home & realise she needs AA.

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Itsheragain 9

and i would tell her "thar door is for meeeee" and get tf outta there

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J15237 25

Well we need the name of the song. I am guessing Ava Max: Sweet but Psycho?

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