Karaoke Dinner Disaster

By Jonathan Park - 05/03/2020 09:06 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, I went on a first date. She got plastered within the first hour, then a song came on in the restaurant and she told me, "This song's about meeeeee." FML
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lifeis4me 20

At least she showed you her true colors early. Would’ve been more embarrassing had this been done later in front of your friends or family.

Was the song "You're So Vain?" If so, she owes Carly Simon some money for the bet she lost.

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Was the song "You're So Vain?" If so, she owes Carly Simon some money for the bet she lost.

lifeis4me 20

At least she showed you her true colors early. Would’ve been more embarrassing had this been done later in front of your friends or family.

run. like yesterday. run!

Ambrily 27

Maybe you should consider making it a last date, either.

E2dav 5

And that would be the best time to drop her home & realise she needs AA.

Itsheragain 9

and i would tell her "thar door is for meeeee" and get tf outta there

J15237 25

Well we need the name of the song. I am guessing Ava Max: Sweet but Psycho?