By Jonathan Park - 5/3/2020 09:06 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Karaoke Dinner Disaster

Today, I went on a first date. She got plastered within the first hour, then a song came on in the restaurant and she told me, "This song's about meeeeee." FML

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By lifeis4me | 16

#7887505 - Thursday 5 March 2020 16:52

At least she showed you her true colors early. Would’ve been more embarrassing had this been done later in front of your friends or family.

By RichardPencil | 28

#7887503 - Thursday 5 March 2020 16:25

Was the song "You're So Vain?" If so, she owes Carly Simon some money for the bet she lost.

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By RichardPencil | 28

#7887503 - Thursday 5 March 2020 16:25

Was the song "You're So Vain?" If so, she owes Carly Simon some money for the bet she lost.

By lifeis4me | 16

#7887505 - Thursday 5 March 2020 16:52

At least she showed you her true colors early. Would’ve been more embarrassing had this been done later in front of your friends or family.

By spinspinsugar | 5

#7887554 - Thursday 5 March 2020 20:52

run. like yesterday. run!

By Ambrily | 23

#7887556 - Thursday 5 March 2020 21:02

Maybe you should consider making it a last date, either.

By E2dav | 5

#7887611 - Friday 6 March 2020 3:59

And that would be the best time to drop her home & realise she needs AA.

By Itsheragain | 9

#7887629 - Friday 6 March 2020 4:34

and i would tell her "thar door is for meeeee" and get tf outta there

By J15237 | 16

#7888412 - Monday 9 March 2020 18:24

Well we need the name of the song. I am guessing Ava Max: Sweet but Psycho?