Today, I went jet skiing with my girlfriend of four years. I intended to propose to her. The $2000 ring fell out of my pocket and into the lake. I have no idea where it is. FML
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Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. When she saw the ring, she got so excited that she ran to kiss me and it flew out of my hand, over the balcony of our suite, and fell roughly 45 stories straight down. I could feel my wallet screaming as a £4000 diamond vanished into the night. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, my friend and I went boating. In the middle of the lake, we decided to jump in. We put our valuables in the boat and jumped in. When I tried to get back in the boat, it flipped over, and our cellphones, along with my car keys, are at the bottom of the lake. FML
Today, I proposed to the love of my life by having the waitress place the ring in her dessert. She ate the whole thing and didn't find the ring. I guess the waitress stole the ring. FML
Today, I found the $3,200 engagement ring I dropped in my yard. I ran over it with my lawnmower. FML
Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake from her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML
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DottiePalooza 0
It's probably in the lake.
sourgirl101 29
Looks like it's time to take her scuba diving next.
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Comments (127)
DottiePalooza 0
It's probably in the lake.
ilovemydoodle123 0
no shit Sherlock
Phustercluck 11
Obviously he was being a smartass...
Xavi89 0
you better get scuba Steve out there boy!!!
JuanAGonz 0
Who goes jetskiing with their wedding ring in their pocket? Pfft.
bwsf 0
It's most likely somewhere in the lake.
hghiPigh 0
ydi for being so cheap
BECK_OR 0
it's n d lake
kassiemarie 0
only 2000!?!?! usually nice rings are wayyy more...you deserve it if your gonna go that cheep!
yomomasmoma 0
^spoiled
the_ace1337 0
Were your boobs more than 2000 also? Spoiled brat?
like_its_ya_bday 0
she has a point tho lol
busted23 0
48- I bet they are more real than you will ever be
zinkcalls 0
she doesnt even have a ring in that picture
cufaoil 11
clearly, your mileage will vary... it depends on the recipient as to how much you ultimately spend.... buying something he/she likes outweighs the cost of said item, and if the monetary amount is the only thing that he/she cares about, then that should probably be a good indicator as to the rest of the marriage.... Remember, the simple rule of status: buying something you don't want, with money you don't have, to impress people you don't like anyway. Me I bought my fiancée a ring that cost under 400... she hates gold, the ring has her birthstone, it's unusual and is much more personal to her. She loves it, and it's a great conversation piece.... My engagement ring is equally unusual, but it ties our two cultures somewhat in it's design and is very personal to me. I love it. It works for us.... And Op, as others have pointed out.... pockets with zippers... it doesn't matter how much the ring cost... you lost it by being stupid and careless YDI
Vagmanec 0
Kassiemarie, you're apparently a spoiled **** if you say he deserved it for going "so cheap". $2000 could have taken him years to save up, you have no idea. I do think he deserved it, to a certain extent, but because he was dumb enough to put it in his pocket while jetskiing, not because of his financial situation. Busted23, if you think those boobs are real, I'm afraid you might be retarded.
Anaxes 5
Too bad the picture is probably fake, if you go into her profile, you'll see that there is a black line on either side of the picture. Although the boobs might be real, too bad Kassie Marie was too shallow to put a picture of herself in and had to use somebody else's picture. Yes, I am the man in my profile picture. I'm riding my pony while chasing after the kids who ride their electric powered vehicle outside my house.
honestlove11 0
her picture is fake,jsyk. I've seen it multiple times on google images, I think it's for a beer advertisement? she's just pretending to be a stuck up spoiled ***** :) probly just a lonely 14 yr old girl.
xundria 5
@19 & 23: Thank you, we appreciate the commentary from captain obvious. :)
akaOtter 1
well, op said he has no idea where it is. ask a dumb question, get a dumb, but completely accurate answer.
AnnlieseMoon 0
You are such an idiot.
blahzz 4
You should've kept it somewhere safe. Stick it up your ass or something. Unless you had to bend over and cough, that ring isn't going anywhere.
A_50cal_goes 0
humor fail
iltby 3
Sorry dude, that really sucks.