Today, I went jet skiing with my girlfriend of four years. I intended to propose to her. The $2000 ring fell out of my pocket and into the lake. I have no idea where it is. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. When she saw the ring, she got so excited that she ran to kiss me and it flew out of my hand, over the balcony of our suite, and fell roughly 45 stories straight down. I could feel my wallet screaming as a £4000 diamond vanished into the night. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, my friend and I went boating. In the middle of the lake, we decided to jump in. We put our valuables in the boat and jumped in. When I tried to get back in the boat, it flipped over, and our cellphones, along with my car keys, are at the bottom of the lake. FML
Today, I proposed to the love of my life by having the waitress place the ring in her dessert. She ate the whole thing and didn't find the ring. I guess the waitress stole the ring. FML
Today, I found the $3,200 engagement ring I dropped in my yard. I ran over it with my lawnmower. FML
Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake from her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML
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DottiePalooza 0
It's probably in the lake.
sourgirl101 29
Looks like it's time to take her scuba diving next.
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Comments (127)
hysterical 1
You're an idiot for jetskiing with a diamond ring in your pocket.
Noonaa_fml 0
who qoes jetskiinqq with an enqaqmentt rinqq in der Pockett ??
Spastastic 6
Who types a q instead of a g and repeats the letters at the end of their words?
5t3ff1k4h 47
Alright, what the hell is this crap? ^^ G's are supposed to look like this: g -- not like this: q q=Q, not G Rendering whatever garbage you just said nonsensical.
lalala2589 0
OP does.
5t3ff1k4h 47
*looks up* No, he doesn't.
Tiwuz 19
169 - 136 was talking about what the actual comment meant
kaileigh10 2
That was stupid!
zacery10 0
DID YOU EXPECT TO FIND IT . . . IN A LAKE
5t3ff1k4h 47
That's... kind of the FML. Derp.
BigRob247 0
shoulda secured it in a safe place bro
iSmerf19 0
why would you take it into the water with you??
thecovert 7
Dumbass
cmad1 0
y don't u get a metal detecter?
gigglebritches 0
Seriously that sucks, but COME ON! What moron thinks it's a good idea to go jet skiing with a $2000 ring?
one2three 0
dumb. ydi