By Loser - 13/09/2016 12:10 - Germany - Neuburg

Today, following a 6-hour roundtrip after having lost both games from a baseball doubleheader, I was pleasantly surprised to see that my 4-year-old son was still up. After updating him on the day's results, he went off to bed with the words, "Good night, loser." FML
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You need to teach him some manners.

Perhaps he did not have any ill intent but was merely being truthful. Or he was just being a little arse. Either way FYL.

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You need to teach him some manners.

Well, he's accurate..

Perhaps he did not have any ill intent but was merely being truthful. Or he was just being a little arse. Either way FYL.

time to play a game with him and show no mercy!

Why are we suddenly getting FMLs from a month ago?

Because fuck our lives? Glad to hear it's not just me, I thought I was doing it wrong.

its the foreign or international fml or whatever its called. it was posted in german a month ago, and just got translated and posted to the recent here

Well, this should serve as motivation for you and your teammates to practice harder so you can win. Or at least to bribe the umpires to "keep it close." Your boy will be more successful either way.

No, this should serve as motivation to sit down with his boy and talk about respect and tact. Everyone loses sometimes. Not everyone is a douche about it. Especially to his father.

Eww, I have an 8 year old. They can be brutal. My son asked me which dinosaurs were around when I was born. Smh

tbh, that was probably an honest question. We don't know until we re told

That sounds like someone taught him to say that, almost. Unless he's just one of those kids that doesn't quite yet understand that words can hurt. Though he could also just be a brat, I suppose.

That's kids for you, absolutely no filter.