Today, I went jet skiing with my girlfriend of four years. I intended to propose to her. The $2000 ring fell out of my pocket and into the lake. I have no idea where it is. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. When she saw the ring, she got so excited that she ran to kiss me and it flew out of my hand, over the balcony of our suite, and fell roughly 45 stories straight down. I could feel my wallet screaming as a £4000 diamond vanished into the night. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, my friend and I went boating. In the middle of the lake, we decided to jump in. We put our valuables in the boat and jumped in. When I tried to get back in the boat, it flipped over, and our cellphones, along with my car keys, are at the bottom of the lake. FML
Today, I proposed to the love of my life by having the waitress place the ring in her dessert. She ate the whole thing and didn't find the ring. I guess the waitress stole the ring. FML
Today, I found the $3,200 engagement ring I dropped in my yard. I ran over it with my lawnmower. FML
Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake from her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML
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DottiePalooza 0
It's probably in the lake.
sourgirl101 29
Looks like it's time to take her scuba diving next.
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Comments (127)
RedPillSucks 33
Can you imagine the look on some fisherman as he pulls out a fish with a $2000 ring in its mouth or stomach?
pindoll 0
if she really loves u she will marry u regardless :)
zman1422 3
that was pretty stupid
kaitlyn3xo 0
hire a diving team
fallcakes 0
awh dat suxx. but really. $2000 on a ring is alot...
jaahn 5
lol at #4. 2000$ is not that much for an engagement ring. u wouldn't know nobody would ever propose to you. YDI for going jet-skiing with the ring in ur pocket retard
Knod 0
It's a $2,000 engagement ring, not $20,000. You are the retards.
Skirvina 0
To all you spoiled women out there who think $2000 isn't enough to spend on an engagement ring, just remember that engagement is purely symbolic, as is whatever it is you end up wearing on your ring finger. A ring isn't even required, just a commitment. If my husband had spent that much on my engagement ring, I'd have killed him. Maybe jewelry seems like a good thing to waste money on to you, but I can think of plenty of other things that money would be better spent on. Then again, I doubt those of you saying how cheap that ring is have bills of your own to pay.
inkorea 0
It may be symbolic, but what does it symbolize when a partner doesn't show that they value you? $2,000 is half a month's salary for even low-end workers. Considering the fact that the traditional cost is 3 months' salary, it's hardly an expensive ring. My ring is an ancient Roman ring that dates back to BC times. No diamond--just a carving of the goddess Victoria.
Spastastic 6
182 -- I agree, but I would like to point out that several of the people who said $2000 isn't enough were guys.
boatkicker 5
184, where do you live that 48,000 a year is the low-end of the pay spectrum?? And 3 months salary, no matter how much or little anyone makes, is ridiculous.
KMurillo 0
Dumbass!!!!!!!!!!
broknsmiles88 2
wow, that's like saying "I'm going to go jet skiing with $2,000 cash in my pocket." why would you leave something that valuable to chance? you propose AFTER the event during dinner or something!