Today, I went jet skiing with my girlfriend of four years. I intended to propose to her. The $2000 ring fell out of my pocket and into the lake. I have no idea where it is. FML
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Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. When she saw the ring, she got so excited that she ran to kiss me and it flew out of my hand, over the balcony of our suite, and fell roughly 45 stories straight down. I could feel my wallet screaming as a £4000 diamond vanished into the night. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, my friend and I went boating. In the middle of the lake, we decided to jump in. We put our valuables in the boat and jumped in. When I tried to get back in the boat, it flipped over, and our cellphones, along with my car keys, are at the bottom of the lake. FML
Today, I proposed to the love of my life by having the waitress place the ring in her dessert. She ate the whole thing and didn't find the ring. I guess the waitress stole the ring. FML
Today, I found the $3,200 engagement ring I dropped in my yard. I ran over it with my lawnmower. FML
Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake from her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML
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DottiePalooza 0
It's probably in the lake.
sourgirl101 29
Looks like it's time to take her scuba diving next.
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Comments (127)
KTMnutJOB 0
let me guess........ the bottom of the lake????
TheOtherNewest1 6
You went jetskiing with a $2000 ring in your pocket and didn't foresee it maybe falling out? Stevie ******* wonder could have seen that shit coming from a mile away.
wish369 0
well, if you TRIED to do such a sweet thing, I'm sure she'll say yes to a cheaper ring. :)
SuperDave88 0
what do you mean you have no idea where it is? it's at the bottom of that lake. And I'm not even gonna ask what made you think that would be a good idea without stowing it securely to your person!
t42allen 0
Why would you bring it jet skiing you tard
mcicycool 0
well clearly it's in the lake.
Jiujitsu77 0
FAIL!
Sukimaye 0
sorry but that was a stupid move.
hanna77 0
ok well 3 things: 1- you were really stupid for bringing it in the water. 2-are you supose to spend 3months pay on a ring? 2000? not enough 3- i do feel really bad for you because that would be terrible Nice atempt though!
5t3ff1k4h 47
No, it's not a "rule" that you're to spend 3 months' pay on an engagement ring. He can spend whatever he feels is acceptable. You don't know that $2000 isn't three months' pay, either. What if he's only part time in a low wage job? If the ring was that expensive, I'd be afraid I'd lose it. You'd have to be extremely materialistic to say that $2000 isn't enough, when to a lot of women, that's too much.
nobunaga0416 0
Dumbass!!!!!!!!!!!!!