Today, I went in to a job interview with 6 other girls my age. I tried to sit down on a chair exactly like the ones every other girl was sitting on. Then, one of the interviewers offered to get me a more "sturdy" chair. For the entire interview, I got to sit in the "fat girl chair". FML
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Today, while waiting for a job interview, a woman sat down next to me and asked if I was here for the job too. Thinking she was also an applicant, I tried to demoralise her, and said the job was going to be a complete joke. With that, she stood up and said, "Do you still want to go into my office?" She was the interviewer. FML
Today, after a spate of bad ones, I was in another job interview trying my hardest to give a good impression. After answering a few questions, I realized to my horror that while I was talking I was swiveling my chair from left to right like a nervous child. FML
Today, I had a job interview at a local business with the owner who was man, and the manager who was a woman. I thought I did pretty well because I heard the manager whisper so, as I was walking out. Then I heard the owner whisper, "No fat chicks." FML
Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
Today, I went on a group job interview, where all the applicants seem to have the same qualifications. When the interviewer dismissed all of us but the prettiest girl, outraged, I told him he was a prejudiced pig, and should be ashamed of himself. Apparently she was the only one who had a car. FML
Today, I was sitting on a rather small, uncomfortable bean bag while my friend was sitting on a nice chair. She asked if I wanted to switch seats, not so I could be more comfortable, but because she thought I was too fat and that I would burst the bean bag. FML
Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML
Today, I had a big job interview on Zoom. I forgot my name was set as "Fat F***". I joined the call and the older lady interviewing me was very offended. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I had to drop my daughter off with my babysitter first. When I got to the interview, I got a weird look from the vice president of the company. I had lime green poop running down the side of my white blouse. FML
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GeekLogic 0
well, are you fatter?
cooluc 0
better question: was the new chair more comfortable?
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iamghostbad 0
@30 I agree. comments about her weight are pointless and in my opinion douschey. wonder how much excercize you get trolling all day. get a life :)
Cinderhella 0
Well, statistically it has been proven that slimmer people are offered more opportunities, promotions, and raises. If you wanted it that badly - you'd go get it. I dropped 85 pounds in 6 months, and have kept it off for 5 years. I didn't diet, change my lifestyle, or even exercise very much. I just stopped eating crap. It was shockingly simple.
CaseAndPoint 0
Well that's odd, I have stopped eating crap and replaced them with salads and other healthier foods for about 2 months. I haven't lost much at all, maybe 10lbs this includes running around campus and doing some other exercises. I am 5 foot 10 in. and 210lbs, tell me what is wrong then that someone like you can lose 85lbs in 6 months and I can't lose even a third of that in the amount of time.
FYLD0UCHE_fml 0
People have different bodies with different metabolisms etc.. Losing 85 pounds in 6 months is on the verge of unhealthy, I'd say, so don't use comparisons when determining how your weight. 10 pounds in 2 months is not bad. Try weight lifting, not only does it burn calories, but muscle burns more calories than fat.
alexandraa_fml 0
Agreed with #133. I did the Subway diet and lost 34 in approx two months. Gym two to three times a week and running abt 2 miles once or twice a week. Besides eating subway once or sometimes twice a day, all I ate was granola bars and crunched ice any other time I felt like snacking. It sucked big you know what but it paid off. Prob not the healthiest diet ever now that I think about it. But eh, whatever works.
winterharte 0
lay off the twinkies?
Ryadal0872 0
saying all that shit to the op won't make anything better, the op slimmer, or you the shit! so stfu PLEASE!
iamghostbad 0
and saying that she's a fatty, should lose weight and shit like that does? I'm sorry but some people choose not to be assholes on the Internet. maybe you shouldn't take people being decent as an insult.
JJ5 2
tell em
tweetbaby14 18
well maybe if you talk to Jenny and Richard you wouldn't have this problem...
phuckurlyfe 0
YDI. Exercise. Stop bitching about it, do something about it.
tweetbaby14 18
to the people trying to defend her if she didn't want people to say mean things to her then she wouldn't complain on here about it because this is not a place to find sympathy
medicranger 1
What kind of job interview did you go to when you have to interview WITH the other competitors? I thought interviews were private. It can't be for a stripper joint, because you're too big right?
alexandraa_fml 0
I had a group interview at Old Navy back in Highschool, it was pretty weird.
corme_fml 0
Micron sometimes interviews like that... also movie theatres where the group interviews usually turn into group job orientations... Sometimes a job may start with a group interview and then break down to one on ones.. especially now-a-days with 300 people going for one position..
JJ5 2
maybe to tell what the job was about