Today, I went in to a job interview with 6 other girls my age. I tried to sit down on a chair exactly like the ones every other girl was sitting on. Then, one of the interviewers offered to get me a more "sturdy" chair. For the entire interview, I got to sit in the "fat girl chair". FML
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Today, while waiting for a job interview, a woman sat down next to me and asked if I was here for the job too. Thinking she was also an applicant, I tried to demoralise her, and said the job was going to be a complete joke. With that, she stood up and said, "Do you still want to go into my office?" She was the interviewer. FML
Today, after a spate of bad ones, I was in another job interview trying my hardest to give a good impression. After answering a few questions, I realized to my horror that while I was talking I was swiveling my chair from left to right like a nervous child. FML
Today, I had a job interview at a local business with the owner who was man, and the manager who was a woman. I thought I did pretty well because I heard the manager whisper so, as I was walking out. Then I heard the owner whisper, "No fat chicks." FML
Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
Today, I went on a group job interview, where all the applicants seem to have the same qualifications. When the interviewer dismissed all of us but the prettiest girl, outraged, I told him he was a prejudiced pig, and should be ashamed of himself. Apparently she was the only one who had a car. FML
Today, I was sitting on a rather small, uncomfortable bean bag while my friend was sitting on a nice chair. She asked if I wanted to switch seats, not so I could be more comfortable, but because she thought I was too fat and that I would burst the bean bag. FML
Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML
Today, I had a big job interview on Zoom. I forgot my name was set as "Fat F***". I joined the call and the older lady interviewing me was very offended. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I had to drop my daughter off with my babysitter first. When I got to the interview, I got a weird look from the vice president of the company. I had lime green poop running down the side of my white blouse. FML
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GeekLogic 0
well, are you fatter?
cooluc 0
better question: was the new chair more comfortable?
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Comments (239)
sh3pherdd 0
maybe you need to lose weight then?
V_S234 0
Every time there is a FML about someone's weight, people say the same thing: "YDI for being fat." It gets kinda annoying after awhile, you know?
SirRender 0
Hey screw these haters, You got a Great Bright Side: You got to sit down in the comfy seat while those other girls got the small little seats. You basically got a vip seat.
Ihatefakefmls 2
Yeah, for being fat... Not exactly something you wanna be singled out for. Anyway YDI for being fat.
Cazly_420 0
I love that so many of you try to justify being overweight with snarky comments. Stoner Chicks Rock. =^.^=
Mcstroodlenugget 0
lose weight bitch
tehman117 21
Stop being a dick bitch!
logical_guy 0
lose weight then. stop whining like it's their problem.
Itssoxoxrash4_ 2
omg what a douche just cause u got body( hips thighs butt boobs) and not just skin and bones like the other skanks does not mean they needed to treat you like that, your wayy too good for that!!!
OhHiYourePurple 1
that's so embarrassing the interviewer was a jerk to be like that in front of everyone. No matter what your weight is, that's just plain rude and inconsiderate.
rosaparks14 0
lose weight??
lostmymind4121 4
Damn did she ever say she was fat? It's a fml probaly because they thought she was fat! So calm the he'll down :Q
mkcherry 14
I cant imagine you just being a little overweight if someone was worried enough about you breaking a chair that they'd actually go get you a new one. Maybe they've had someone fall or get hurt sitting on one of the plastic chairs before and didnt want you to embarrass yourself. If you don't want anyone to ever notice or comment your weight, maybe you should do something about it.