Today, I went in to a job interview with 6 other girls my age. I tried to sit down on a chair exactly like the ones every other girl was sitting on. Then, one of the interviewers offered to get me a more "sturdy" chair. For the entire interview, I got to sit in the "fat girl chair". FML
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Today, while waiting for a job interview, a woman sat down next to me and asked if I was here for the job too. Thinking she was also an applicant, I tried to demoralise her, and said the job was going to be a complete joke. With that, she stood up and said, "Do you still want to go into my office?" She was the interviewer. FML
Today, after a spate of bad ones, I was in another job interview trying my hardest to give a good impression. After answering a few questions, I realized to my horror that while I was talking I was swiveling my chair from left to right like a nervous child. FML
Today, I had a job interview at a local business with the owner who was man, and the manager who was a woman. I thought I did pretty well because I heard the manager whisper so, as I was walking out. Then I heard the owner whisper, "No fat chicks." FML
Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
Today, I went on a group job interview, where all the applicants seem to have the same qualifications. When the interviewer dismissed all of us but the prettiest girl, outraged, I told him he was a prejudiced pig, and should be ashamed of himself. Apparently she was the only one who had a car. FML
Today, I was sitting on a rather small, uncomfortable bean bag while my friend was sitting on a nice chair. She asked if I wanted to switch seats, not so I could be more comfortable, but because she thought I was too fat and that I would burst the bean bag. FML
Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML
Today, I had a big job interview on Zoom. I forgot my name was set as "Fat F***". I joined the call and the older lady interviewing me was very offended. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I had to drop my daughter off with my babysitter first. When I got to the interview, I got a weird look from the vice president of the company. I had lime green poop running down the side of my white blouse. FML
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GeekLogic 0
well, are you fatter?
cooluc 0
better question: was the new chair more comfortable?
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Comments (239)
dusksdawn 0
Sounds like a really interesting psychology experiment....
darkmis1 17
That really sucks, but maybe you should learn from this and start exersizing a little. I'm NOT trying to be rude-I really hope you get the job, but maybe you should see wut else you can do in the mean time.
blingblingbling 0
YDI loose some weight fat bitch!
Kimi_kobayashi 0
She can lose weight, it's too bad you can't get a new personality, you mean bitch. Judging by your username "blingblingbling" - not only are you an awful person, you are tacky too! what a lovely combination ;]
IDKWhatHappened 0
it's lose, not loose, dumbass. *shakes head @ all the retardation these days*
perdix 29
Maybe you should eat one of the skinny girls and take her chair.
Ajjas013 6
WIN! Best comment ever!
purpleisacolor 0
lol #51 win ftw and why is it that just because shes fat shes a bitch? god knows there are plenty of skinny bitches, and being fat does not automatically qualify you as a bitch.
AngryNinja 1
nahh, but it helps. extremely skinny girl are busy choking on their own stomach acid, making them bitchy, while fat girls are hating on skinny girls, making them bitchy. i'm just a bitch for the hell of it. ^.^
purpleisacolor 0
haha nice. and while im not saying theres anything good about being fat, cuz theres hundreds of things being skinny makes better/easier/more fun =), cut them some slack they have feelings too! and no i am not fat.
facingforeverr 0
you shoulda slapped that bitch in her face then walked your fatass outta there.
htownlove 0
ha
Lordlucian 0
Ydi for bein fat
chenoko 0
can't believe no one has thought of this yet, but maybe the interviewer simply knew the particular chair you were sitting on was broken, wanted to cover his/her ass against getting sued, and phrased it badly
Sun_Kissed18 25
Even if that is so, the OP obviously has some insecurities to work through
purpleisacolor 0
the world has insecurities to work through. and to all the shallow bitches that think her getting skinnier, if she even needs to, will improve her life, stfu. throw all the statistics you want at it, you can be happy no matter what, and there sure are a lot of unhappy skinny people! (end rant)
katplayer 4
"there sure are a lot of unhappy skinny people!" Isn't that true. I took some people advice a few months ago and got on a damn treadmill to lose some weight and if anything, I'm more insecure than I was 25 lbs ago. Now I have to worry about gaining weight back. Before I just ate the damn big mac and enjoyed it.
bella2011 0
your fault for being fat, you fuckig fat ass. stop eating
Mauskau 35
maybe they meant the chair you were sitting on was a little broken and didn't want to cause you embarrassment in the interview.