Today, I went in to a job interview with 6 other girls my age. I tried to sit down on a chair exactly like the ones every other girl was sitting on. Then, one of the interviewers offered to get me a more "sturdy" chair. For the entire interview, I got to sit in the "fat girl chair". FML
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Today, while waiting for a job interview, a woman sat down next to me and asked if I was here for the job too. Thinking she was also an applicant, I tried to demoralise her, and said the job was going to be a complete joke. With that, she stood up and said, "Do you still want to go into my office?" She was the interviewer. FML
Today, after a spate of bad ones, I was in another job interview trying my hardest to give a good impression. After answering a few questions, I realized to my horror that while I was talking I was swiveling my chair from left to right like a nervous child. FML
Today, I had a job interview at a local business with the owner who was man, and the manager who was a woman. I thought I did pretty well because I heard the manager whisper so, as I was walking out. Then I heard the owner whisper, "No fat chicks." FML
Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
Today, I went on a group job interview, where all the applicants seem to have the same qualifications. When the interviewer dismissed all of us but the prettiest girl, outraged, I told him he was a prejudiced pig, and should be ashamed of himself. Apparently she was the only one who had a car. FML
Today, I was sitting on a rather small, uncomfortable bean bag while my friend was sitting on a nice chair. She asked if I wanted to switch seats, not so I could be more comfortable, but because she thought I was too fat and that I would burst the bean bag. FML
Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML
Today, I had a big job interview on Zoom. I forgot my name was set as "Fat F***". I joined the call and the older lady interviewing me was very offended. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I had to drop my daughter off with my babysitter first. When I got to the interview, I got a weird look from the vice president of the company. I had lime green poop running down the side of my white blouse. FML
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GeekLogic 0
well, are you fatter?
cooluc 0
better question: was the new chair more comfortable?
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iamelrebel 0
to most of you assholes on here, you have no idea why she's overweight. her homelife could be really torn, and that's how she is coping with it, or she could have just had a baby, or maybe the chair was broken. she might not even be overweight, just really insecure.
iamelrebel 0
plus fat chicks are hot.
mps1969 8
Oh yea ! The bigger the cushion the better the pushing !
iamelrebel 0
**** yes. go spinal tap!
uhohuscrewedup 0
If it bothers you so much then go to the gym.
GiggityGiggityGo_fml 8
lose wait. nuff said. it's really not that much of a conundrum.
csd_fml 5
"lose wait"? nuff said about the intelligence of people who judge others based on their weight. :)
kingtut95 0
ydi for being a fatty
bfffness 0
so tell him **** you and go to a different interview
WillyOrtiz 0
people need to stop complaining about their wieght....be happy with yourself or change it...dont just sit there stuffing your face wondering why your fat...unless your happy with it :P
Skankkk 0
Lol, don't worry about it :). && i'm sure if you felt that insecure about your weight then you'll do something about it. People who are calling you a 'fatty' need to grow up. for all you guys know she might have a problem to make her put on weight, i duno lol!
epictrollathon 0
What kind of chairs were at this interview that you actually needed a sturdier chair? Those crappy green plastic walmart chairs?
spaceshan69 0
Lose weight you useless fat nasty ****!!