Poopoo peepee and Kids: Stylish

Stylish

By boo - 27/05/2009 18:15 - United States

Today, I had a job interview. I had to drop my daughter off with my babysitter first. When I got to the interview, I got a weird look from the vice president of the company. I had lime green poop running down the side of my white blouse. FML

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losergirl 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:03

...lime green poop? Is she radioactive or something? Or does she just eat too many popsicles?

Curtieeeez 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:09

Lime green? What the hell are you feeding your kid?

Comments

losergirl 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:03

...lime green poop? Is she radioactive or something? Or does she just eat too many popsicles?

edogy 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 5:32

that's such a shitty situation op. *waits for thumbs down* *cries in corner*

LaLince 40

Monday 3 December 2012 5:37

lol

rocker_chick105 31

Tuesday 26 November 2013 21:53

Someone who yells "first" and another who says the shitty situation pun and doesn't get buried? Do my eyes deceive me?!

reshikrom 14

Thursday 1 October 2015 5:40

My old biology teacher said she fed her baby blue trix yogurt and it produced lime green poop. Maybe that's what happened here.

MMMMorshu 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:04

wow, that sucks 1s*gets shot* MMMMM

latkematzoball 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 1:36

3- noooo, 3rd. dumbass

b00mc1ap 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:04

awww nasty... talk about a shit job

isthisonetaken 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:04

how would u not feel shit on your shirt? and im assuming since you were wearing a blouse that you are a woman. i dont know any woman that dont run into the bathroom and to look at themselves before going into such a meeting.

bloomgirlbec 6

Monday 14 November 2011 0:03

Wow. Stereotypical much?

BirdieCurls 25

Monday 24 February 2014 17:01

pfft no every woman always checks herself out in the mirror before doing absolutely anything duh OP- Lime green poop? You shouldn't be going to an interview, you should take that girl to the doctor... unless lime green is normal...?