Today, I went in to a job interview with 6 other girls my age. I tried to sit down on a chair exactly like the ones every other girl was sitting on. Then, one of the interviewers offered to get me a more "sturdy" chair. For the entire interview, I got to sit in the "fat girl chair". FML
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Today, while waiting for a job interview, a woman sat down next to me and asked if I was here for the job too. Thinking she was also an applicant, I tried to demoralise her, and said the job was going to be a complete joke. With that, she stood up and said, "Do you still want to go into my office?" She was the interviewer. FML
Today, after a spate of bad ones, I was in another job interview trying my hardest to give a good impression. After answering a few questions, I realized to my horror that while I was talking I was swiveling my chair from left to right like a nervous child. FML
Today, I had a job interview at a local business with the owner who was man, and the manager who was a woman. I thought I did pretty well because I heard the manager whisper so, as I was walking out. Then I heard the owner whisper, "No fat chicks." FML
Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
Today, I went on a group job interview, where all the applicants seem to have the same qualifications. When the interviewer dismissed all of us but the prettiest girl, outraged, I told him he was a prejudiced pig, and should be ashamed of himself. Apparently she was the only one who had a car. FML
Today, I was sitting on a rather small, uncomfortable bean bag while my friend was sitting on a nice chair. She asked if I wanted to switch seats, not so I could be more comfortable, but because she thought I was too fat and that I would burst the bean bag. FML
Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML
Today, I had a big job interview on Zoom. I forgot my name was set as "Fat F***". I joined the call and the older lady interviewing me was very offended. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I had to drop my daughter off with my babysitter first. When I got to the interview, I got a weird look from the vice president of the company. I had lime green poop running down the side of my white blouse. FML
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GeekLogic 0
well, are you fatter?
cooluc 0
better question: was the new chair more comfortable?
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Comments (239)
Monkey_Man_03 0
FYL for writing stupid FMLs like this.
fester 15
moo
cam007_fml 0
Do I have to be the one to say it? Ugh, fine. I love fat girls, call me OP.
Lewnna 0
If you're fat, then surely you deserve the attention getting that chair.
xJaypex 0
HAHAHAHA!!
Solisa149448 0
I'm pretty sure more than half the people making rude comments could lose a few pounds themselves or they're ugly as ****. Some thick girls are prettier than skinnier girls. Being so fat you can't even breathe right is gross, but being so skinny that you can see all your bones is gross too. Everyone is different, it's just confidence that matters... in most cases.
Malinkrot 3
...but for every girl that is so skinny that you can see all her bones, there are 3000 fat girls. god bless the USA! and yeah, I bet a lot of the girls saying "eww you're fat" are chunky themselves, like the kind with little legs and a huge muffin top. it's like a walking apple.
corme_fml 0
#186... super skinny chicks are gross, too.... but at least they won't be breaking any chairs :P
onnielief 4
who cares? Did you get the job? That seems like a more important question
KASHMIR_fml 0
lose weight then. are we like supposed to feel sorry cause you couldn't stop eating cake?
qwertyt 0
**** you
Sparkey 0
YDI. If you're okay with being fat, that's fine, but don't cry when they pull out the fat girl chair.
kaydee085 0
damn ppl on here are rough lol
qwerty3210 0
even thought people here are right, and theres no need to insult the OP, she wouldnt have been in this situation if she went on a strict diet and did excercise. I mean come on, you dont get put in a bigger chair if you're a little overweight, or if you're REALLY chubby, you get it when you hit 150+KG.