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By A Henderson - / Wednesday 25 April 2012 20:50 / United States
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You should sue him for getting violent and messing up your office. And then you should sue him for trying to force you to take a frivolous case. And then you should sue him for threatening you!

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97- Your mistakes are two fold. First off, damb? Really? That really wasn't the best mistake to be making on FML. Second, civil is short for civilian. Civilian rights are rights guaranteed to us by the constitution. It wasn't just a 'war'.

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Take him to court you are a lawyer afterall so you could watch him make a fool of himself. Or you could just go to his neighbor, find out why he called him a pansy ( probably provoked) and sue your original client in a small (very small) claims court.

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(sesame street music) This first comment was brought to you by The color gray And the letters s-t-u-p-i-d

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I voted FYL despite the fact that making real decent money probably compensates (or will compensate, if you're new) for the obscene amount of stupidity you see in your line of work. GOD BLESS AMERICA

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Being left behind technology wise? As well as a teenage population that cares nothing for them? Not only that but the fact that they themselves had to worship their grandparents as gods and were probably banking on themselves being treated the same way. Well what do I know anyway! Just correct me if I'm wrong

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Evig - We didn't "worship" our grandparents, we merely respected them. I don't advocate fawning over people unnecessarily, but if someone deserves respect, they should get it. Conversely, if someone acts like an ass, he deserves to be ridiculed, something you should know plenty about.

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I didn't really see anything wrong with what Evig said that would make him look like an ass and know what it's like to be ridiculed. I may have mistaken your comment though Doc, it's 3AM. If not then explain why he's an ass for what he said please :o

You should sue him for getting violent and messing up your office. And then you should sue him for trying to force you to take a frivolous case. And then you should sue him for threatening you!

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This plan is great! It's just we need evidence. The wrecking of the office might not be strong enough, any ideas?

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The app loaded in an odd fashion, which is why I used the wrong number... Basically I was referring to the eye. Oh the mass swarm of numerous thumbing-down, may it commence now.

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I would find it ironic if OP sued this guy for most of those reasons. Trashing an office is something to sue for

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Call his bluff, even if it isn't a bluff. It sounds to me, like he wouldn't have a decent case against the OP even if by some miracle he managed to find a lawyer as unhinged as him. But I know very little about the law beyond the fundamentals (killing is bad, stealing is bad, etc.)

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42 - Killing is bad? Oh... Completely unrelated note, does anyone know the best place to hide several bodies?

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94- Nice Edgar Allen Poe reference. Everyone else, you can't sue someone for a lot of things, such as threatening to sue you. Or "offending" you in some way. The stupidest reason I saw earlier was to sue him for trying to force you to take a frivolous case (dumbass). Trashing your office is grounds, but it is so trivial that you will be laughed out of court. It's kind of like going to your teacher to tell on a kid who broke your pencil. Yeah, they shouldn't have done it, and it's again

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119 - it also depends on the extent of the damage, which could be considered vandalism, and possibly harassment. Or OP could complain about the guy not taking his daily happy pills, without taking him to court.

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Our world is just crazy right now with the recession and everything and maybe that's why were suing people for no reason.

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89- people sue other people for no reason, because, funnily enough, people just so happen to be assholes.

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You think that's bad? Over here in Australia, a girl's father (or herself, news changes the story everytime) are suing their school and another kid because his daughter (the girl 'suing') was hit in the eye that left a bruise during scheduled school sport. I'm not exactly clear who's taking the law suit action out, because first it was the father then they said it was the daughter, but I would LOVE to meet them face to face and vent my thoughts on the matter.

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People do not sue others for no reason. People sue people for money. Occasionally they do it just to piss people off but most of the frivolous ones are down to money.

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Janet Reno sued my penis for not saluting her when she walked by. FML. Now I Am penniless.

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Your absolutely right, it's like you look at someone the wrong way and they can sue, it's do stupid

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...Ha, I meant it as "shaking my head" but I think I'm gonna start just reading like a strange noise of annoyance... Ahaa

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