Today, I went in to a job interview with 6 other girls my age. I tried to sit down on a chair exactly like the ones every other girl was sitting on. Then, one of the interviewers offered to get me a more "sturdy" chair. For the entire interview, I got to sit in the "fat girl chair". FML
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Today, while waiting for a job interview, a woman sat down next to me and asked if I was here for the job too. Thinking she was also an applicant, I tried to demoralise her, and said the job was going to be a complete joke. With that, she stood up and said, "Do you still want to go into my office?" She was the interviewer. FML
Today, after a spate of bad ones, I was in another job interview trying my hardest to give a good impression. After answering a few questions, I realized to my horror that while I was talking I was swiveling my chair from left to right like a nervous child. FML
Today, I had a job interview at a local business with the owner who was man, and the manager who was a woman. I thought I did pretty well because I heard the manager whisper so, as I was walking out. Then I heard the owner whisper, "No fat chicks." FML
Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
Today, I went on a group job interview, where all the applicants seem to have the same qualifications. When the interviewer dismissed all of us but the prettiest girl, outraged, I told him he was a prejudiced pig, and should be ashamed of himself. Apparently she was the only one who had a car. FML
Today, I was sitting on a rather small, uncomfortable bean bag while my friend was sitting on a nice chair. She asked if I wanted to switch seats, not so I could be more comfortable, but because she thought I was too fat and that I would burst the bean bag. FML
Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML
Today, I had a big job interview on Zoom. I forgot my name was set as "Fat F***". I joined the call and the older lady interviewing me was very offended. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I had to drop my daughter off with my babysitter first. When I got to the interview, I got a weird look from the vice president of the company. I had lime green poop running down the side of my white blouse. FML
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GeekLogic 0
well, are you fatter?
cooluc 0
better question: was the new chair more comfortable?
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Comments (239)
fcukb0o 0
I bet even that chair fucken broke while you sat on it. Got the job yet? I DON'T FUCKEN THINK SO, NEVER!
s_bloodnozzle_iz 0
to the person who said if I ever get fat enough to look like I can crush a chair just put me out of my misery: you are a bitch. this website is for people to share their everyday life stories, not to be judged. you are a very big bitch and need to rethink your morals and values in life.
corme_fml 0
Is the reply function broken or what?
blacklblskate54 0
Well maybe you should lose some weight.
s_bloodnozzle_iz 0
and Alexandraa, your tan looks disgustingly orange. try to get it to look more natural and not so neon next time. k thanks.
alexandraa_fml 0
I have my opinions you have yours. If people are coming here looking for sympathy its the wrong place. I have no sympathy for it just as I had no sympathy for myself when I used to be a fat butt. Atleast I put a picture up, until you get one up you cant really judge now can you. You judging me is just as bad as me making me fat comments, now isnt it. Way to level with me champ.
KingTaco 0
Owned
cam007_fml 0
I like it. Orange is most definately in.
totes_sucks 0
@ alexandraa: 50 points and a gold star.
alexandraa_fml 0
;)
blacklblskate54 0
This website is called FML and is pretty much a place where people are laughed at. s_bloodnozzle_iz you are dumb.
amanda62886 0
how embarassing...
b1a2n3a4n5a6s 0
Well, unless the chair you were going to sit in was originally broken, YDI for being so fat that he was worried for his office furniture. Stop whining and lose some weight.
Rocco1990 0
FYI. I have never broken a chair or anything else because of my weight, I'm a faster runner and better at sports that alot of people who weigh less than me. I may be chunky but I'm active. I play hockey in the winter,football in autumn and baseball in spring and summer. I do keep active.
b1a2n3a4n5a6s 0
Am I supposed to give two ***** how 'active' you are and what sports you do?
iamghostbad 0
^this
icertainlysuck 0
ydi for being a fat chick
Milifesucksballs 0
That'll teach you to be all fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
batosai33 0
optomist: maybe the chair was damaged and you didnt notice