Today, I went in to a job interview with 6 other girls my age. I tried to sit down on a chair exactly like the ones every other girl was sitting on. Then, one of the interviewers offered to get me a more "sturdy" chair. For the entire interview, I got to sit in the "fat girl chair". FML
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Today, while waiting for a job interview, a woman sat down next to me and asked if I was here for the job too. Thinking she was also an applicant, I tried to demoralise her, and said the job was going to be a complete joke. With that, she stood up and said, "Do you still want to go into my office?" She was the interviewer. FML
Today, after a spate of bad ones, I was in another job interview trying my hardest to give a good impression. After answering a few questions, I realized to my horror that while I was talking I was swiveling my chair from left to right like a nervous child. FML
Today, I had a job interview at a local business with the owner who was man, and the manager who was a woman. I thought I did pretty well because I heard the manager whisper so, as I was walking out. Then I heard the owner whisper, "No fat chicks." FML
Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
Today, I went on a group job interview, where all the applicants seem to have the same qualifications. When the interviewer dismissed all of us but the prettiest girl, outraged, I told him he was a prejudiced pig, and should be ashamed of himself. Apparently she was the only one who had a car. FML
Today, I was sitting on a rather small, uncomfortable bean bag while my friend was sitting on a nice chair. She asked if I wanted to switch seats, not so I could be more comfortable, but because she thought I was too fat and that I would burst the bean bag. FML
Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML
Today, I had a big job interview on Zoom. I forgot my name was set as "Fat F***". I joined the call and the older lady interviewing me was very offended. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I had to drop my daughter off with my babysitter first. When I got to the interview, I got a weird look from the vice president of the company. I had lime green poop running down the side of my white blouse. FML
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GeekLogic 0
well, are you fatter?
cooluc 0
better question: was the new chair more comfortable?
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GeekLogic 0
well, are you fatter?
cooluc 0
better question: was the new chair more comfortable?
alexandraa_fml 0
An even better question: Which bear is best?
hotscar 3
ok, WTF? why is your picture the soviet union flag?
F___M__L 0
the best question: will you make me a sandwich?
jamieboy11 0
goo soviets lol
chibikari 0
The Office References FTW!!!
Lordlucian 0
YDI for bein a fatty >.<
nates0210 0
false, black bear.
Toxxic_Blackout 0
While some people are naturally big/big-boned, or even..ehh, curvy.. a healthy diet and lifestyle can maximize your life-span, and you will ultimately have a much happier life! Your self-esteem will be much higher. So, eat healthy and exercise appropriately, and the results will amaze you.
3DLoli 0
Reminds me of human Tetris.
mattf013 0
what kind of world do we live in where we celebrate communism like Che Cuba THE SOVIET UNION WTF!!!
justnuggets 0
^win
justnuggets 0
that was directed at 83's comment
pongmaster 0
soviet union is a bunch of marker sniffing mustard throwing butt munching dresser burning blanket swallowing hoe bags
Tkdxxxse 0
@29 damn your pic is hot and ya fml fatty it's called the gym
Rocco1990 0
who the **** is Che Cuba?
lolcatsyo 0
it's called google:P
hotscar 3
i'm pretty sure that their government collapsed cuz communism doesn't work
srd3 0
hanes ^^^^????
basirhc 0
you were the chosen one then
OneShotSnipa 0
#38=win hahaha :D
sterl13 0
Texas is gonna secede from the us to create the greatest country ever!!!!
alexandraa_fml 0
Time for a new FML, FML.
anorexicbarbie 8
29- you're really orange
blackirish44 0
lol that might be one of my favorite scenes. it was hilarious
blackirish44 0
Texas assholes... gotta love'em
blackirish44 0
that was directed @ Alexandria
alexandraa_fml 0
#148, your name is anorexic barbie at 40 years old and your commenting about my tan? blackirish- hopefully you mean your first comment, I love the office!
xJaypex 0
fact! black bears eat beats, black bears beats battle star galactica. hahah
themajik 0
better than breaking the other chairs ? I think yes
HeresReality 0
if it offends you that you are fat quit bitching about it and exercise enough self restraint from cramming burgers down your throat
Ragna_fml 0
What does it matter?
period1tech 0
haha
Subrosawolf 0
@alexandraa- Hey, I think your tan, however artificial it is, looks hot :DDD as for the fml, get a gym membership :P
xDyZFuNkTiOnULx 0
stfu
eur003 0
she's got more going for her than you ever will... :) op YDI for being fat, fat people cost tax payers billions of dollars
LMA0 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Get off FML and exercise!
mikeyceroooo 0
**** fat chairs! I'm not fat and love fat chairs! **** salt!
Kockdiesel 0
**** SHOES!
Ajjas013 6
If you don't like shoes then don't wear them.
AngryNinja 1
way to hurt the shoes' feelings. what did they ever do to you? shame!
alexandraa_fml 0
Yesterday he got lost at KMart for two hours! They found him in the mouse trap section, he was starting to take his clothes off!!
Ajjas013 6
He probably got a trap caught on his-- What did shoes ever do to you?
what_the_fail 0
#40 wins for the tourettes guy reference
Tigg3r 3
**** JUST BECAUSE I WANTED TO SAY ****!!! XD
girlygirl666 0
@ 2-Right?! Why why why do fat people come here to complain about things that happen because they're FAT? Damn, do something about it or shut up!
poooook 0
haha niceeee(:
JustStopSucking 0
it goes without saying that she didn't get the job
Kukua 5
How does that go without saying? She's bigger then the others so she won't be offered the job?
briangliboff 12
first
PandaFlavoured 0
Fail at being 'first' xD
ModernWarfare3_fml 0
lmfao
schwinn11 0
Today I was interviewing some girls for a job opening when all of the sudden an elephant came in to apply, apparently someone told her the circus was in town look'n for new talent.
exquisite 0
lol
babybubz 0
hardy harr harr
effedupfml 5
^FTW
tripp16 6
hahahahha fatass
LTMcleod 0
op is a fatty fat fat fat mcfat ass
troubleinharlem 0
oops. xD sucks to be you.
thedivinecomeD 0
bet it was more comfortable though... or maybe made of solid steel... hmm...
BigLostBear 0
#9 your panda is worthy of a TV show, I want to watch a show of a panda who drives a go cart or car w/e
Myz_Blazette 0
bastards. I'm sorry mama.
me5 0
Point beeing
corme_fml 0
buzzzzzzzzzzzzz