By whatafuckhead - 23/11/2015 01:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after my landlord commented on how rarely I drink milk, and I joked that I'm "probably going to die young" because of it, I immediately remembered that her 35-year-old husband died last year of a heart attack. FML
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How does your landlord know you rarely drink milk. Is she living with you?

Honestly I find the fact that your landlord knows how much milk you (don't) drink a little more disturbing than your slightly misplaced joke... FYL OP!

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How does your landlord know you rarely drink milk. Is she living with you?

Maybe it's a boarding house?

“In practical life we are compelled to follow what is most probable ; in speculative thought we are compelled to follow truth.” ― Baruch Spinoza

exactly!!

How does your landlord know how often you drink milk?

Great minds yadi yadi yada

Milk isn't a necessity for living, so don't worry too much about it. My condolences for her husband though and hope she wasn't too offended by your comment since you didn't mean wrong by it.

But if you don't drink your milk you'll be short your entire life.

I don't drink milk and I'm tall...

(note to self: FML doesn't like Fullmetal Alchemist references)

#32 damn, I don't even watch the show and I got the reference....

Honestly I find the fact that your landlord knows how much milk you (don't) drink a little more disturbing than your slightly misplaced joke... FYL OP!

amileah13 26

It was an honest mistake op. Don't worry about it too much :)

how does she know abt your food and drink intake?? long life to her about her husband OP

Op's name says it all.

Good for you on not drinking milk, if that's one thing I remember from health class it's my teacher shaming milk every day. Almond milk forever !

leogachi 15

She's probably still mourning the loss of her husband, but I don't think you should feel bad about this. It was an innocent joke.

I remember being put off when my landlord insisted on living in my apartment and sleeping in the same bed, but they said it would improve their food-monitoring process. Turns out, my diet is slightly low in potassium. Who knew?!