By whatafuckhead - 23/11/2015 01:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after my landlord commented on how rarely I drink milk, and I joked that I'm "probably going to die young" because of it, I immediately remembered that her 35-year-old husband died last year of a heart attack. FML
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Oktopussy 13

How does your landlord know you rarely drink milk. Is she living with you?

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Martine624 23

Honestly I find the fact that your landlord knows how much milk you (don't) drink a little more disturbing than your slightly misplaced joke... FYL OP!

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Oktopussy 13

How does your landlord know you rarely drink milk. Is she living with you?

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Oktopussy 13

“In practical life we are compelled to follow what is most probable ; in speculative thought we are compelled to follow truth.” ― Baruch Spinoza

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GEFStryker 29

How does your landlord know how often you drink milk?

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Silentshdw13 22

Milk isn't a necessity for living, so don't worry too much about it. My condolences for her husband though and hope she wasn't too offended by your comment since you didn't mean wrong by it.

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Lalala579121 27

But if you don't drink your milk you'll be short your entire life.

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Lalala579121 27

(note to self: FML doesn't like Fullmetal Alchemist references)

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AgentSkyeBarnes 16

#32 damn, I don't even watch the show and I got the reference....

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Martine624 23

Honestly I find the fact that your landlord knows how much milk you (don't) drink a little more disturbing than your slightly misplaced joke... FYL OP!

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amileah13 26

It was an honest mistake op. Don't worry about it too much :)

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luvlu444 24

how does she know abt your food and drink intake?? long life to her about her husband OP

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Ethan_Anonymous 28

Good for you on not drinking milk, if that's one thing I remember from health class it's my teacher shaming milk every day. Almond milk forever !

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leogachi 15

She's probably still mourning the loss of her husband, but I don't think you should feel bad about this. It was an innocent joke.

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Tripartita 44

I remember being put off when my landlord insisted on living in my apartment and sleeping in the same bed, but they said it would improve their food-monitoring process. Turns out, my diet is slightly low in potassium. Who knew?!

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