Love, Sex and My ex: Today, I went out with my ex-girlfriend, with whom I have a good...

By badhabit - 31/05/2019 22:00

Today, I went out with my ex-girlfriend, with whom I have a good friendship with and am in fact still in love. I picked her up at her house and we had a perfect night together that ended with sex in my car. As I dropped her off, she turned to me and said, "I hope you know we're just friends." FML

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By whatever - 09/08/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML

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By longtrip - 18/01/2010 00:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I drove 4 hours to see my girlfriend of a year, as she had asked me to stay with her for a few days. When I arrived she told me she wanted to be friends as she liked someone else, but wanted me to stay the few days so we could work on being friends. FML

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By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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Ties that bind

By Anonymous - 27/10/2020 08:58 - United States

Today, I offered to give my ex a ride home from work. He and I ended on good terms years ago, we just aren't compatible with each other. I dropped him off and not ten seconds later, he came back out looking sick. His fiancee was inside having sex with MY new boyfriend. FML

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Nerves of steel

By EdibleCape - 28/05/2020 23:00

Today, I went out with my best girl friend to spice up my wardrobe. I recently broke up with my girlfriend, who was constantly flip-flopping from being in love with me to being apathetic towards me. After having a great day, on the way home, my ex pulled up next to our car and I had a panic attack. FML

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Worst threesome ever

By Anonymous - 06/03/2021 11:02

Today, I finally got pulled into a threesome with the girl I've loved for years and another friend. She led the interaction with, "You only get to touch her" then, "I just wish [her ex] was here" and finished with, "OK, it's weird with you here, you can just go." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 11:37 - United States

Today, I texted a girl who I had hooked up with the night before to see if she wanted to hang out again. She responded, "I think we should keep it the way it was, before last night." I just met her last night. FML

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By dlova - 27/01/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

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By FriendsZone - 15/05/2012 20:44 - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML

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By genderless - 17/10/2016 19:34 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, the person I was seeing asked to be just friends. A few hours later, they tried to talk me into having sex. FML

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ajh1800 25

Friday 31 May 2019 22:47

It seems like you already knew where you stood with her, so I'm not sure why this came as such a shock to you. Try to move on and find someone who's on the same page as you.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Friday 31 May 2019 22:44

Only using you for sex... I highly recommend you use verifiable protection (i.e. don't believe she's on the pill, make sure you use an unaltered condom, etc)... Stop having sex with her.

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AmbrosiaFan 18

Friday 31 May 2019 22:44

Only using you for sex... I highly recommend you use verifiable protection (i.e. don't believe she's on the pill, make sure you use an unaltered condom, etc)... Stop having sex with her.

mr_dinzaster 16

Saturday 1 June 2019 7:48

That’s to intense maybe he just has some good dick

ajh1800 25

Friday 31 May 2019 22:47

It seems like you already knew where you stood with her, so I'm not sure why this came as such a shock to you. Try to move on and find someone who's on the same page as you.

krgoks 10

Friday 31 May 2019 22:55

Congrats! In the meantime, look up the definition of FML.

Chen Zhibang 8

Sunday 2 June 2019 6:19

I won't be complaining about it, that's for sure. I'll be celebrating it all the way.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 31 May 2019 22:57

“...with benefits, that is.” It’s the best of all worlds, but only if you don’t catch the feels.

bloopaloop 27

Friday 31 May 2019 23:22

She playing you like a fiddle

Chen Zhibang 8

Sunday 2 June 2019 6:18

Like a ***** that comes with free dinners

DykasuarusRex 5

Saturday 1 June 2019 0:06

The best kind of friends! Head games and all!

1known 30

Saturday 1 June 2019 2:14

Sex in a car is not the end to a perfect night.

TinScarecrow 15

Sunday 2 June 2019 8:57

well aren't you just a bundle of fun

Mungolikecandy 19

Saturday 1 June 2019 8:11

It is probably best that you pull back from that rather toxic relationship as you will only end up being really hurt when she moves on to someone new.

Skydome6666 6

Sunday 2 June 2019 12:25

so you have an Fwb and you know you two are only friends what's the issue here?

Lurker1 9

Monday 3 June 2019 7:24

I see this as a win. You got yourself a FWB. My ex and I were sleeping together for almost a year after we broke up. We didn't want the same things out of a relationship but we were great in bed lol.