Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Soon…
Today, my 16 year-old nephew gave me advice on how to get laid. At age 30, I'm still a virgin. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
blegh
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML
aces10
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Admit it
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
LonelyGrl98
Yuba City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stasis
Today, I realized how fucked I am (not). I'm a 26 year-old virgin waiting for love. No guy my age wants someone inexperienced. The older I get, the more ridiculous I feel. I masturbate way more often than I should and it's like my body is screaming for intimacy. I don't know WTF to do. Maybe I'll be the next 40 year-old virgin. FML
KoNi
France 🌶️ Spicy
Early start
Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
TheVirginJenny
Spanaway, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Uptight girl, she's been living in her uptight world…
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Sex ed failed a generation
Today, my 16-year-old cousin told me she was "late." When I asked if she could be pregnant, she said no, because, "You can't get pregnant the first time you have sex." I ended up having to give her the sex talk. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend's 16-year-old daughter got a job. I'm 29, with a Master's degree and I'm still unemployed. FML
Anonymous
Late bloomer
Today, I'm nearly 30 years-old, and not only am I still a virgin, I've never even had my first kiss. FML
andifalls
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 70 year old grandma was yelling at me to take a pregnancy test, in the middle of Walmart. I'm 16, still a virgin and haven't had a boyfriend since I was 13. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to choke back tears as my cockslap of a brother brutally mocked me for being a 25-year-old loser who's never been kissed by a girl, while at 14 he's already lost his virginity. FML
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cuz803 46
Being single is growing more common nowadays. Don't be ashamed.
mando 10
I would say "ouch"...but realistically a lot of people, virgins or not, went a while without getting laid during recent times. But maybe the 16 yr old gave you fresh perspective and can help you. Have fun!
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cuz803 46
Being single is growing more common nowadays. Don't be ashamed.
mando 10
I would say "ouch"...but realistically a lot of people, virgins or not, went a while without getting laid during recent times. But maybe the 16 yr old gave you fresh perspective and can help you. Have fun!
Wadlaen 24
Well, I'm 32 and in the same situation, except my nephew is only two years old, so I'd be very surprised if he gave me any advice on the subject...