Today, I went in to a job interview with 6 other girls my age. I tried to sit down on a chair exactly like the ones every other girl was sitting on. Then, one of the interviewers offered to get me a more "sturdy" chair. For the entire interview, I got to sit in the "fat girl chair". FML
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Today, while waiting for a job interview, a woman sat down next to me and asked if I was here for the job too. Thinking she was also an applicant, I tried to demoralise her, and said the job was going to be a complete joke. With that, she stood up and said, "Do you still want to go into my office?" She was the interviewer. FML
Today, after a spate of bad ones, I was in another job interview trying my hardest to give a good impression. After answering a few questions, I realized to my horror that while I was talking I was swiveling my chair from left to right like a nervous child. FML
Today, I had a job interview at a local business with the owner who was man, and the manager who was a woman. I thought I did pretty well because I heard the manager whisper so, as I was walking out. Then I heard the owner whisper, "No fat chicks." FML
Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
Today, I went on a group job interview, where all the applicants seem to have the same qualifications. When the interviewer dismissed all of us but the prettiest girl, outraged, I told him he was a prejudiced pig, and should be ashamed of himself. Apparently she was the only one who had a car. FML
Today, I was sitting on a rather small, uncomfortable bean bag while my friend was sitting on a nice chair. She asked if I wanted to switch seats, not so I could be more comfortable, but because she thought I was too fat and that I would burst the bean bag. FML
Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML
Today, I had a big job interview on Zoom. I forgot my name was set as "Fat F***". I joined the call and the older lady interviewing me was very offended. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I had to drop my daughter off with my babysitter first. When I got to the interview, I got a weird look from the vice president of the company. I had lime green poop running down the side of my white blouse. FML
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GeekLogic 0
well, are you fatter?
cooluc 0
better question: was the new chair more comfortable?
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Comments (239)
killabeast1 0
lolz at #2
caitsheart 0
You must be really fat. Haha. YDI for not taking care of yourself.
SSA_fml 0
Atleast you were more comfortable!
STEREOSCOPIC 0
so how'd the interview go?
npk88 0
He didn't want you to break his chair. Can you blame him? Exercise is your friend.
boog_fml 7
Hahaha good one
purpleisacolor 0
exercise isnt ur friend! its hard....much easier to just do nothing. o well. plus i think bigmacs make much better friends
brutal_banger 10
how is this a fml? they didn't want you to be embarassed when you broke the chair
SeeBrendenBurn 0
You deserve it for being a fat, greasy, obese slob. All fat people go to hell.
alexandraa_fml 0
The day I get so fat that I look as if I could crush a chair, just put me out of my misery.
Monikabug 9
#21 ftw. I totally agree.
The_Great_Zucchi 15
You don't need to be fat to crush chairs, I am very tall and manage to do it too. Heavy is not the same as overweight and some chairs are built for the same people that they use to calculate how many people can ride on an elevator. To the OP: If you need a chair that can take more weight how is that the interviewers fault? It's not like they made a comment about your being overweight. They were thoughtful enough to get you what you need to sit properly.
pdaredevil 0
Well if you're that bothered by your weight and the special accomodations that come along with it, then do something about it.
choejunshik 0
plz exercise more .. YDI
TRJADN 0
^ This and stop being a fat pig
choejunshik 0
lmao
ktbird 0
agreed as with every other fat fml ydi.