By crushed dreams - 16/06/2011 06:20 - United States

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Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML
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DjeePee 24

You totally deserved it. There is nothing more to be said. Hopefully you'll now have learned the importance of words like 'respect', 'loyalty', 'love' and 'peoplewhocheatdeservetobekickedintheballs'.

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frustrated20 8

i love the girl power :)

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neonpanda44 0

douchebag u shouldn't even be entitled to a set of balls dumbass what the **** goes through ur head when u do those stupid ****** things?!

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AReyes387 0

Lmao, don't u know anything?! Only bottom bitches, no gf's...some peoples children

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theluckygirl28 8

...OP, did you actually expect people to feel bad for you in this situation? Like, did you actually think you didn't deserve this? Cuz you totally do.

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byronvance 0

i dont think u should worry about your balls since they both might kick them in anyways u better off leaveing while they talk for all u know they might not even say your name lol or come clean dum ass

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sblhaine 0

hope the nurse was hot? don't double date John Tucker

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lovely_leahh 0

you're a terrible person and I'm not sure why this is an fml because you brought it on yourself so youzaho

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