By crushed dreams - 16/06/2011 06:20 - United States

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Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML
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DjeePee 24

You totally deserved it. There is nothing more to be said. Hopefully you'll now have learned the importance of words like 'respect', 'loyalty', 'love' and 'peoplewhocheatdeservetobekickedintheballs'.

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DontHateAppricia 0

Wow can you say instant fail?!

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tweetbaby14 18

First off, you're full of crap, if you don't normally try to insult people you wouldn't try now when you're the idiot. No where in my comment did I state, or imply, that double standards are okay I said there would not be any if people treated each other the same from the start, dumbass. No where in my comment did I say, or imply, that men never experience emotional pain and that's the bottom line. Actually, I've been told by my guy friends being called a ***** or a **** doesn't phase them nor does much else that makes females all emotional so... Also, you have no idea what my race is so acting like you know me and saying me or any of my family members deserve to get beaten up because of what happened to Jews was a stupid thing to say, none of my ancestors are German or were part of the Holocaust nor are any of my family members Palestinian. Here's a hint at my part of my race your ancestors took my ancestors from their country to do all your lazy ass people's work they could've done by their-*******-selves. Honestly if you can't understand something: 1. Stop reading it as soon as you get confused 2. Don't comment Figure it out, chief. oh, and to the guy that typed out that gay phrase, no one was talking to you. stay out of it, and talk to your girlfriend then she won't cheat on you because you choose to spend all your time on the computer as opposed to being with her.

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fthku 13

1. Do tell me, what does "maybe if people had been treating each other equally from the start there would be no need for double standards" exactly mean, then? 2. You didn't state men don't go through emotional pain? OK, that was the second part of my question, which you so graciously ignored (As you ignored many parts of my comment). DO I now get to beat up my girlfriend if she cheats on me? Also, your "guy friends" don't account for the entire male population of the world, last I checked. It's also possible that they were lying to you. I would never cheat, but if I did, I would be feeling very guilty, and I think people reminding me of it would probably make me feel worse. 3. That was an example. I'll speak slowly: Ex-am-ple. I didn't actually say your great grandma did anything to mine. Did you *really* not understand this, or are you just trying to make an ass out of yourself? 4. My ancestors took your ancestors? really now. I am seriously doubting you even know what you're talking about, I'm not sure how I should even begin explaining to you where you are wrong. Nor should it matter even if it WAS true. Just as I resent no GermanBritishEgyptian or even Palestinian people - the ones that just want to live in peace - you shouldn't resent anyone today, unless THEY *specifically* did something to youyour "race". Your last 2 points are incredibly ironic as you did not understand anything I've written. I'm starting to doubt whether you're aware of the nonsense you yourself are spewing.

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AloysiusWeasley 15

Thank you for posting this so we all have someone to point and laugh at. I suddenly long for a Whac A Mole game were every mole was labeled 'YDI' so every time I smashed one, I could think I was smashing the YDI for your post again and again.

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JamBox 3

ok yes hes an asshole but you women out their when you sack a man its like taking a grenade and shoving it down your throat. also it was a bad idea for the girls to hurt him because now he can sue them for assault

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Failatlife101 0

You deserved it stupid. If I were one of those girls I would have broken your face.

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textwork 4

that's what you get for being a dick

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metalhead5564 0

You asshole. I hate guys like you, who think they can just use girls and think it's okay.

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zuczman 0

dude...giodluck next time. one girl friend at a time would help the luck and also, girls, seriously violence isnt the answer. :P

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