By crushed dreams - 16/06/2011 06:20 - United States

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Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML
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DjeePee 24

You totally deserved it. There is nothing more to be said. Hopefully you'll now have learned the importance of words like 'respect', 'loyalty', 'love' and 'peoplewhocheatdeservetobekickedintheballs'.

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emodude44 0

Too bad they didn't crush both of them. It'd only serve you right.

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snoosnoo 1

You cheated and expected a happy ending? LOL. You're too stupid to be allowed to breed =_= . Those girls did the world a favour.

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HansHansen 8

It seems like most women who commented on this FML need to visit a psychiatrist - violent *****.

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emily14swim 0

a punch in the face might've been more appropriate... but the ******** damage suits just fine as well:)

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J_Rari 6

well aren't you the typical piece of shit us girls deal with

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