By crushed dreams - 16/06/2011 06:20 - United States

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Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML
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DjeePee 24

You totally deserved it. There is nothing more to be said. Hopefully you'll now have learned the importance of words like 'respect', 'loyalty', 'love' and 'peoplewhocheatdeservetobekickedintheballs'.

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chaoticnh 0

how was the party?

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Fortitudine 3

These kind of "FML" stories make me happy, it's nice to know bad things happen to assholes like you.

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RubenTheGreek 8

Yeah,equality's not gonna happen (over the i hit ur balls subject),we see women as weaker therefore we don't dare hitting them,it would be dishonouring,unfair and tbh it wouldn't make you look like much of a man. Not to get off topic. Ya,you just got ****** over,totally deserved and it was gonna happen sometime,hopefully this'll teach ya better ;)

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September_fox 2

Honestly, all you talking about equality and how if your GF cheats on you you can go ahead and hit her; you have no room to talk about double standards. You're only ranting about equality because a guy got hurt by girls for being a douche. And yes, he did deserve it.

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joshua12927 0

Don't cheat next time ass hole. Your lucky they didn't get some guy to beat the shit outa you!

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gene818 13

You get one, you can stay with one for a long time. You get two, you lose both shortly.

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ILoveVilleValo 0

why is there even a "**** your life" button.? YDI

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KaskStunter 4

Never go to a war kid if you aren't prepared to die.

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