Intimacy: Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided... - FML

By crushed dreams - 16/06/2011 06:20 - United States

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Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

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By Matthew - 10/03/2021 00:30

Today, I awoke with a swollen, painful testicle. I called the ambulance and went to the hospital. After they'd done an ultrasound, it's a bad infection. My nurse was someone I used to know and had a major crush on. She's responsible for checking my testicle every 20 minutes when she checks my heart rate. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2011 04:18 - United States

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Today, after finally sleeping with a girl for the first time in I don't know how long, at some point during sex she managed to completely crush my balls. I acted cool until she left, then I had to wake my parents up at 3 a.m. to take me to the hospital where I was diagnosed testicular bruising. FML

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By neveragain - 12/02/2016 19:10 - United Kingdom - Byfleet

Today, I ended up in the ER because I ruptured a testicle by accidentally sitting on it. Last time I ever go commando. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2014 20:19 - United States - Indianapolis

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Today, I accidentally twisted my balls in my own underwear so badly that I had to be hospitalized. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2018 12:00

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Today, my wife tried to be sexy by climbing on top of me wearing nothing but a thong. Unfortunately, her knee came down in just the wrong spot and I passed out instantly from the pain of my testicle rupturing. I'm in hospital now recovering from the removal surgery. FML

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By suosi - 26/07/2015 17:55 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, the crush I've had for months finally came over to my place for the first time. It didn't last long however, as I suddenly had to go to the ER for severe testicular pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2018 01:30

Today, I didn't see the cat in the bathroom before I took my pants down, and the beast tore open my ballsack. The doctor says I might lose my left testicle, depending on how the surgery goes. FML

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By Ouch - 22/12/2021 22:59 - Netherlands

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Today, I had sex with a guy I really liked. His testicle spontaneous turned inside his sack and he blacked out from the pain. He peed my bed, and I had to rush him to the ER so they could turn it back. Had to explain to his family and doctors what happened. It was my first time meeting them. FML

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By inpain - 20/11/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to touch my girlfriend's back with my cold hands. She thought it would be funny to crush my left testicle with her knee as I was trying to fall asleep. FML

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By Ballhugger - 06/12/2009 20:42 - Canada

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Today, I fell asleep with my hands down my pants. I woke up to an excruciating pain coming from my genitalea. It turns out that I was having nightmares and I squeezed my balls because I was so terrified. I popped 3 blood vessels in my scrotum and now walk with a limp. FML

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DjeePee 24

Thursday 16 June 2011 15:57

You totally deserved it. There is nothing more to be said. Hopefully you'll now have learned the importance of words like 'respect', 'loyalty', 'love' and 'peoplewhocheatdeservetobekickedintheballs'.

tintin1 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 15:56

Next time, don't cheat. Idiot.

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leon94_fml 8

Sunday 19 June 2011 0:33

you should of goten worse in my opponion!

SilverSnowWolf 1

Sunday 19 June 2011 0:52

WTf seriously girls? they dont know how bad it is to get hit in the balls and to the point to be taken tot he hospital? i dont see girls in the hospital with some ****** up boob(s) or ****** bc she cheated and "got what she deserved"

metalhead5564 0

Friday 15 July 2011 14:05

Oh? So you find out that the girlfriend that you loved and cared for was cheating on you. You wouldn't do anything about it?

skyhawkvd 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 1:43

pimpin ain't easy and your no pimp they should have punched you in the face

cheesecake_36 6

Sunday 19 June 2011 3:39

lmfao I laugh cuz ur a dumbass and you should NEVER cheat! cuz Karma is a total bitch honey! lol

AtomicBryce 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 6:43

wow r u retarded u should hav seen it coming

gmc_blossom 21

Sunday 19 June 2011 7:37

I feel for you OP. When you have two girlfriends or boyfriends, you're supposed to live a happy life and neither of them are supposed to find out. When they do, and they hurt you for it, it totally sucks for you. Maybe them bitches shouldn't have been meddling with your personal business. I mean, you were only their boyfriend, they only trusted you and found out you were cheating on them. I mean, you didn't do anything wrong. They totally overreacted. ... Just kidding. You definitely deserved that one OP. Next time, maybe you'll learn.

parxxx 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 7:43

did they kick you in the nuts??

RahRahJanee 6

Sunday 19 June 2011 8:14

Too bad it wasn't your penis being chopped off. Arsehole.

oliviap97 3

Sunday 19 June 2011 9:45

your an asshole and if you wouldn't cheat on people this kind of shot wouldn't happen and more girls will respect you dumbass

levraea 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 11:56

well DUH. think before you do anything selfish, bastard.

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