Ball Is Life

By Anonymous - 17/09/2018 12:00

Today, my wife tried to be sexy by climbing on top of me wearing nothing but a thong. Unfortunately, her knee came down in just the wrong spot and I passed out instantly from the pain of my testicle rupturing. I'm in hospital now recovering from the removal surgery. FML
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geekynerd88 10

Your wife literally made you bust a nut.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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We mourn your loss, brother.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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We mourn your loss, brother.

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RichardPencil 30
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Half-brother.

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risingtide 19

This comment made my day 😂 😂 😂 😂

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Emily Ball 5
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That was a really ballsy move of her.

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geekynerd88 10

Your wife literally made you bust a nut.

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Charlie Given 25
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Umm WHAT!!! it takes about 400lbs to rupture a testicle ,what did she do get a running jump?🤔😨😵😕

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corrupteddevil 12
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Distribution of weight plays an important role. 180 pounds dispersed over a couple of square inches could easily surpass 400 pounds of pressure, especially if you factor in momentum.

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woodpusher69 10
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pretty sure it dont take 400 lbs to pop a nut maybe 25 lbs at the most

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WHSKitty4ever 23
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Update, please! Did you willingly become celibate after this?

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ViviMage 38

You can still manage a normal life with one testicle. It's the death wife, the wife of punishment! Your future children are groaning.

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RichardPencil 30
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When your wife proposed the new sex position, I hope you didn’t say, “Have a ball!”

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DanielleinDC 32
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Ouch! That's incredibly unfortunate for both of you. Best wishes for a speedy recovery.

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
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well for once a wife actually did take a man manhood

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pjsr 32
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To your coworkers: My wife and I had such fantastic sex, I ended up in the hospital

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