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Ball Is Life

Today, my wife tried to be sexy by climbing on top of me wearing nothing but a thong. Unfortunately, her knee came down in just the wrong spot and I passed out instantly from the pain of my testicle rupturing. I'm in hospital now recovering from the removal surgery. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 17 September 2018 12:00 /

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By geekynerd88 | 10

#7694700 - Monday 17 September 2018 13:34

Your wife literally made you bust a nut.

By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7690799 - Monday 10 September 2018 15:57

We mourn your loss, brother.

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By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7690799 - Monday 10 September 2018 15:57

We mourn your loss, brother.

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RichardPencil | 26

#7694951 - Monday 17 September 2018 21:28

Half-brother.

By Emily Ball | 5

#7694697 - Monday 17 September 2018 13:16

That was a really ballsy move of her.

By geekynerd88 | 10

#7694700 - Monday 17 September 2018 13:34

Your wife literally made you bust a nut.

By jac_1964_au | 19

#7694710 - Monday 17 September 2018 13:55

Ouch

By Charlie Given | 19

#7694722 - Monday 17 September 2018 14:22

Umm WHAT!!! it takes about 400lbs to rupture a testicle ,what did she do get a running jump?🤔😨😵😕

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corrupteddevil | 12

#7695173 - Tuesday 18 September 2018 10:05

Distribution of weight plays an important role. 180 pounds dispersed over a couple of square inches could easily surpass 400 pounds of pressure, especially if you factor in momentum.

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woodpusher69 | 10

#7695986 - Wednesday 19 September 2018 18:40

pretty sure it dont take 400 lbs to pop a nut maybe 25 lbs at the most

By WHSKitty4ever | 23

#7694735 - Monday 17 September 2018 14:43

Update, please! Did you willingly become celibate after this?

By ViviMage | 38

#7694753 - Monday 17 September 2018 15:13

You can still manage a normal life with one testicle.

It's the death wife, the wife of punishment!

Your future children are groaning.

By RichardPencil | 26

#7694815 - Monday 17 September 2018 16:56

When your wife proposed the new sex position, I hope you didn’t say, “Have a ball!”

By DanielleinDC | 31

#7694861 - Monday 17 September 2018 18:40

Ouch! That's incredibly unfortunate for both of you. Best wishes for a speedy recovery.

By Cody Vertigo Bonthoux | 13

#7694882 - Monday 17 September 2018 19:13

well for once a wife actually did take a man manhood

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