Today, I discovered that the word 'randy' means 'horny' in England. I'm going to England next semester to study abroad. My name is Randy. FML
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JBrownie123
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We aren't retarded. We use the word horny a lot more. Randy is a dying word over here.
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Andr913
| 13
When I was in England, the name Lou seemed to be very popular. It has a little tinkle to it.
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miZscrZee
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Ekekekeke.
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JBrownie123
| 24
We aren't retarded. We use the word horny a lot more. Randy is a dying word over here.
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808Boyo
| 4
Randall no can handle!
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jcarolina
| 4
I have a feeling they're gonna use it around him though.
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JBrownie123
| 24
Gender shows that it's a she.
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jcarolina
| 4
Then this FML is worse than I thought.
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AlexanderSilver
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But if it wasn't a dying word, at least they would always know where he stands emotionally.
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construction
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rocky910
| 5
Whiskey makes you Frisky
Brandy makes you Randy ........
Brandy makes you Randy ........
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docscientist
| 9
People are going to resurrect it around op. The word will suddenly become popular around her.
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jonan1212
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You must be horny if you're going to study a broad! XD
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KK3137
| 31
I would give a thumbs up to this comment, but it's on 69 atm, and I don't wanna be the one to ruin that...
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Tadeusz_fml
| 5
Haha, sorry but to most British people Randy does mean horny.
Speaking of Randys, you know Randy Bumgardner basically sounds like 'horny butt-gardener' in British English.
Speaking of Randys, you know Randy Bumgardner basically sounds like 'horny butt-gardener' in British English.
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AdamBasebal69
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To bad nobody is randy for OP.
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geocox82
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Well you should bring it back then.
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elementalz
| 2
Ur a girl and ur name is Randy? U need to sit ur parents down and give them a serious talking
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twistedlovex
| 0
Hmmm let's see no one ever called British retarded! She was just saying it sucks that her name means horny in a place shes going to have to spend a couple months in.
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BikeAllDay818
| 6
We use the term "turned on" more than horny, what is this the 90's?
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truthurt47
| 0
Raaaaaaannnnnnnddddddddyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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rockyraccoon28
| 8
116....a creepy old man said he was going to 'study a broad' while pointing at me when I was working one time...not one of my favorite memories
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cc_the_beast
| 6
At least your name isn't Bollocks?
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cosmosis
| 12
"Hey earl! Someone said Wednesday is hump day. I haven't seen any ladies here, so ill watch yer back if you watch mine!"
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twistedlovex
| 0
Lol I made it 69 teehee I win :D
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Georgieeporgiee
| 9
I didn't even know randy meant horny!
Ahh' a few things make sense now...
Ahh' a few things make sense now...
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imhope
| 23
That is totally legitimate. I would've done the same thing haha
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Andr913
| 13
When I was in England, the name Lou seemed to be very popular. It has a little tinkle to it.
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katamine
| 17
I have never met anyone called Lou
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SuperKnuckels
| 6
I wonder if OP's last name is Focker too xD
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chaoticxxxmess
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4- I see what you did there.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Randy Shagger?
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mmmno
| 0
you mean loo? hahahha
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Ugi
| 26
I look forward one day to meeting a Lou Brush. There must be one out there but she would have taken hell at school!
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riceicle1
| 6
Lou = Short for Louise, perhaps Louis / Lewis (though I've never come across that) . It's just a nickname (again in most cases)
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streetracerVC
| 9
dont worry. most people dont even know what that the word 'randy' even exists
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Bobissmall
| 13
Erm... they might not use it much but I'm pretty sure most people in England know what randy means.
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Nuclear_Ninja
| 6
I know a Randy at my school. He thinks he is smooth with the ladies, but in reality is a gay, as$hole, and a d!ck.
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jarrettd
| 27
I'd rather eat randy.
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dotalover
| 15
well in my country it means a prostitute but its pronounced much like randi
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xk75
| 4
Surely "Randy" is short for Randolph or Randall or, eh....Rand-jemin or something! Go by your real name or at least pretend you have one.
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bobbycorwen
| 5
Randgelica.
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xk75
| 4
Miranda
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unluckiestperson_fml
| 14
Anyone else confused OP is female? Never quite encountered that before. That's like calling a boy Helen or something...
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flockz
| 19
and if his name is Helendick?
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gabrielbaby
| 9
Or calling a guy Marian, it happens someone names are more effeminate, some are more masculine.
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lottso88
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I have a female friend that goes by Randy. Her name is Miranda! ^.^
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shrdlu
| 28
I've known a few women who spelled their name "Randi."
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ImaginaryFoe
| 0
Marion was originally a male name (see John Wayne) as was Leslie and Ashley among others. I knew two females legally named Randy. It's not common but not super rare, either.
I worked with a man named Dick once. After the first day, it was old news. Act as if it doesn't bother you: introduce yourself without embarrassment and laugh off any small jokes before calmly moving on. It'll likely be no big deal. Just avoid the chavs.
I worked with a man named Dick once. After the first day, it was old news. Act as if it doesn't bother you: introduce yourself without embarrassment and laugh off any small jokes before calmly moving on. It'll likely be no big deal. Just avoid the chavs.
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Happiness2Joy
| 3
53- if his name is Helendick wouldn't it be most likely that he would make his name Dick for short?
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Steve95401
| 49
I have known a couple of female Randi's - with an "i". I just wish I knew more randy females.
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asinforasin
| 1
Since It says op's a girl, I think it'd be Miranda. Don't worry op! Just have people use that! Or call you ran, because that sounds kind of cool too... Or whatever...
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biasedshooter
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I guess youll have a "hard" time
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Daydreemdie
| 0
Lol
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rosha267
| 21
I imagined V saying that
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Glidefedt
| 6
I saw what you did there.
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jmuld
| 3
Giggity.
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twistedlovex
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*snicker* ;)
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IndigoAcrylic
| 9
I have "hard time" when I look at V's mask (;
Just kidding ^_^
Just kidding ^_^
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mynameispickle
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Go corny jokes!
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Sexyhotanna
| 8
you mean horny jokes(;
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JRFaceless
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It means horny in America too, it's just hardly ever used.
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JBrownie123
| 24
So like over here then?
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JRFaceless
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Exactly
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CuteDumBlonde64
| 11
*the more you know* :)
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tehrealone
| 6
JR I know where all 3 of your comments are!!
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construction
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JR & JB can call me Randy when I'm with em ; )
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abbyhoneywaffles
| 11
56- you're creepy.
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ladyLALAA
| 28
Haha, so creepy!
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chocomilkshake
| 5
Where in America?? East Coast? I've never heard it over here....woah that austin powers movie suddenly makes a whole lotta sense.
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ninjuh_wingman
| 29
God imagine how awkard the conversations are gonna be.
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bobbycorwen
| 5
He doesn't have to imagine...he already knows everything...
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gabrielbaby
| 9
He is a she.
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woosah
| 16
Even better @ 63
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duhWINNING2_fml
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Do I make you Randy baby?
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stephanieeDawnx
| 0
Austin Powers FTW.
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WCARlover
| 34
I doubt they'll give you a HARD time about it...ok I'll go now
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construction
| 7
I'll give you a hard time ; )
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cgchamp89
| 7
^creeper
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ty1992_farmlife
| 12
^^yes, I agree with on this
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ty1992_farmlife
| 12
#18- that was funny. But they might give him a hard time, I mean his name does mean "horny" lol
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WCARlover
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Why thank you 130:)