Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML
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Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
Today, after running a couple of miles, I went upstairs into my air-conditioned room to cool off. Apparently, my mom walked past my room and heard me breathing heavily. Later, she had my dad give me a talk about masturbation. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I was daydreaming in bed when my phone rang from across the room. I scrambled out of my covers, tripped over a pair of boots I had by the bed, and slipped on some jeans laying on the floor. Luckily, I answered my phone in time, but only to have my mom tell me to clean my room before she got home. FML
Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
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DocBastard 40
Girlfriend: So what are you doing? OP: Just finished a run. I'm all hot and sweaty. Girlfriend: Ooh that's so hot. What are you wearing? OP: Nothing. I'm totally naked. Girlfriend: Ooooh! Sexy! Are you touching yourself? OP: Yeah, I am. MOM?! Girlfriend: Yeah! Call me mommy! You bad boy! OP. MOM!!! Girlfriend: OOOOOOOOOH!!
torrance1221 4
hahahahaha that's a hilarious image
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Comments (103)
Anteezy 7
Ah nothing like lying on cool wood with some hard wood. Especially if you're naked.
Fuck_school 0
this is why doors have locks...
PROBLEMS99 0
y on the floor playboy like people dont walk in on u
colombiancartel 0
awww..
FML858 0
LMFAO WIN~!
Wynton 0
naked.......on the wood floor....cell phone....baby voice... you got some weird shit goin on
afroninjashuffle 0
I too have layed on the floor naked <_< >_>
d4v07l9 0
haha dam dude ! that's totally emberrasing ,
angel55033 12
like literal baby voices goo goo gaga? or phone sex type? either way hahaha for you
Leashaness 5
Your poor mother spends all that time and effort sweeping and mopping the floor and what do you do? You lie down on it and get your sweat all over the place! And then she has to see you NAKED talking like a baby on the phone? **** your MOM'S life! Haha