By Bbpoor - 10/04/2018 19:30 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, I bumped into my old university roommate. He's now a young retired BlackBerry millionaire. I asked if he saw my resume back in the day. He did, and put it through the shredder. Making out with his girlfriend during senior year was apparently very expensive. FML
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You made out with his girlfriend and expected him to read your resume? I'd shred it too.

If you were him, and something like that happened, would you hire someone that can try to ruin your current relationship?

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You made out with his girlfriend and expected him to read your resume? I'd shred it too.

If you were him, and something like that happened, would you hire someone that can try to ruin your current relationship?

You want us to feel sorry for you when you ruined his relationship?

It’s 2018, I never thought I’d hear “Blackberry” and “millionaire” in the same sentence. But yeah, karma is a bitch.

Well he's retired. So maybe the becoming a millionaire happened like 15 years ago.

You totally deserved it! And you had the nerve too apply for a job from him. You should be hired as a target at a shooting range but im sure your parents told you that

Blackberry Millionaire? What?

He’s petty, but you’re a dick.

Yea, possibly the dick was involved.

He was forced into retirement by BlackBerry’s mismanagement and incompetence. He might have even been one of the dolts in charge than ran the company into the ground. I’m guessing you regret not fingering her back then.

Why would anyone want to hire a backstabber? He already knows you are one.