FML : Today, I bumped into my old university roommate. He's now a young retired BlackBerry millionaire. I asked if he saw my resume back in the day. He did,...

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Today, I bumped into my old university roommate. He's now a young retired BlackBerry millionaire. I asked if he saw my resume back in the day. He did, and put it through the shredder. Making out with his girlfriend during senior year was apparently very expensive. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Bbpoor - / Tuesday 10 April 2018 19:30 / Canada - Waterloo

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By ajh1800 | 20

#7621379 - Wednesday 11 April 2018 1:38

You made out with his girlfriend and expected him to read your resume? I'd shred it too.

By LAUGHINGKOMODO | 25

#7621394 - Wednesday 11 April 2018 2:20

If you were him, and something like that happened, would you hire someone that can try to ruin your current relationship?

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By ajh1800 | 20

#7621379 - Wednesday 11 April 2018 1:38

You made out with his girlfriend and expected him to read your resume? I'd shred it too.

By LAUGHINGKOMODO | 25

#7621394 - Wednesday 11 April 2018 2:20

If you were him, and something like that happened, would you hire someone that can try to ruin your current relationship?

By NostalgiaFreak9 | 39

#7621406 - Wednesday 11 April 2018 2:52

You want us to feel sorry for you when you ruined his relationship?

By draghkar | 13

#7621409 - Wednesday 11 April 2018 3:11

It’s 2018, I never thought I’d hear “Blackberry” and “millionaire” in the same sentence. But yeah, karma is a bitch.

Rabite | 27

#7622414 - Friday 13 April 2018 13:02

Well he's retired. So maybe the becoming a millionaire happened like 15 years ago.

By dexter420 | 21

#7621411 - Wednesday 11 April 2018 3:59

You totally deserved it! And you had the nerve too apply for a job from him. You should be hired as a target at a shooting range but im sure your parents told you that

By tounces7 | 21

#7621412 - Wednesday 11 April 2018 4:01

Blackberry Millionaire? What?

By Donut_Wizard | 23

#7621418 - Wednesday 11 April 2018 4:29

He’s petty, but you’re a dick.

LAUGHINGKOMODO | 25

#7621422 - Wednesday 11 April 2018 5:09

Yea, possibly the dick was involved.

Donut_Wizard | 23

#7621867 - Thursday 12 April 2018 2:48

Just the tip.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7621423 - Wednesday 11 April 2018 5:10

He was forced into retirement by BlackBerry’s mismanagement and incompetence. He might have even been one of the dolts in charge than ran the company into the ground.

I’m guessing you regret not fingering her back then.