Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
Today, after running a couple of miles, I went upstairs into my air-conditioned room to cool off. Apparently, my mom walked past my room and heard me breathing heavily. Later, she had my dad give me a talk about masturbation. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I was daydreaming in bed when my phone rang from across the room. I scrambled out of my covers, tripped over a pair of boots I had by the bed, and slipped on some jeans laying on the floor. Luckily, I answered my phone in time, but only to have my mom tell me to clean my room before she got home. FML
Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
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DocBastard 40
Girlfriend: So what are you doing? OP: Just finished a run. I'm all hot and sweaty. Girlfriend: Ooh that's so hot. What are you wearing? OP: Nothing. I'm totally naked. Girlfriend: Ooooh! Sexy! Are you touching yourself? OP: Yeah, I am. MOM?! Girlfriend: Yeah! Call me mommy! You bad boy! OP. MOM!!! Girlfriend: OOOOOOOOOH!!
torrance1221 4
hahahahaha that's a hilarious image
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Comments (103)
reeree1234 0
let's be honest... it could have been worse
iheartglasses 0
#34, for the win! My son totally does that so it made me truly LOL to imagine thats what OP was doing, lmao!
baron1_fml 0
why would u even do that?
DisappearingRose 18
No one**
mrsdoctor10 4
What self-respecting human being talks in baby talk to their significant other? You deserve this and much much more pain and embarrassment simply for that. Loser.
Norther 1
so..... you where right in front of the door?....
Honda2010 0
what next when ur mom came in?
Aero1995 0
Baby voices? Wow that's so not weird...
thisisLAUREN 0
that mustve been such a hilarious moment for your mom.
glitchedgamer 0
What the **** is wrong with you?