Today, my Twitter got hacked, and I can't get it back. Everyone now thinks I live in a trailer and have multiple STDs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, someone hacked my Facebook and is posting countless pictures of poop, saying it’s mine. I'm beyond embarrassed. FML
Today, my email got hacked and sent all my contacts something for Viagra. My husband thinks I really sent it to him on purpose and now won't even talk to me. FML
Today, thanks to a tip from a friend, I discovered that my Facebook account had been hacked. Again. Only this time, it won't let me recover my account because it doesn't "know" it's me. They're also not giving me any options to prove that I am… me. FML
Today, I found that my Facebook account had been hacked, and all my friends were deleted. As I tried to add them all back, Facebook reported me as a hacker for adding too many people too quickly. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend not only gave me syphilis, he published a video on all social media accusing ME to have given it to him, without ANY proof, and everyone believed him. Not only did he destroy my "social" life online, but he gained a lot of followers by doing so. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today, I had a horrible head injury that prevented me from going to my girlfriend's birthday party, and when my mom answered my phone, she thought my mom was a girl I was cheating with. Even after posting on Facebook, Twitter, and Snapchat, in places she hasn't blocked me on, she just commented that I was faking. FML
Today, I received an e-mail from a place I'd interviewed at, telling me they won’t be offering me the position. They came across an old Twitter account of mine, where I posted X-Rated content and sometimes stereotypical and dark humor. I don’t even remember the e-mail and password so that I can deactivate it. FML
Today, I found out I got HIV. I’ve used condoms with all my Tinder hookups and never shared needles or anything with anyone. I was supposed to have a Tinder date tonight. Guess I’ll just be single forever then. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
I think a bunch of girls are going to feel catfished when they find you really live in an immobile home and haven't had enough sex to contract the occasional STD.
E2dav 5
Have a friend post on twitter, FB, insta or whatever, for you that your Twitter was hacked so your mutual friends get the msg. worked for one of my colleagues
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Comments (8)
bullsonyourface 20
but what's wrong with living in a trailer
LostSoul 20
My Twitter got hacked which led to everything getting hacked and it ruined my finances. Never getting Twitter again.
Mathalamus 25
And that's why you do t use Twitter. Or keep your social media isolated.
RichardPencil 32
I think a bunch of girls are going to feel catfished when they find you really live in an immobile home and haven't had enough sex to contract the occasional STD.
distortedcognition 17
Well... do you? I assume that of everyone I meet online
E2dav 5
Have a friend post on twitter, FB, insta or whatever, for you that your Twitter was hacked so your mutual friends get the msg. worked for one of my colleagues
baristalbc 18
Wrong! Reach out and tell them all. It’s an RV and only one STD! 😂