Intimacy: Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have...

By johnnydoe6969 - 20/11/2011 23:51 - United States

Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for a year. To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement. Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period. What a long night. FML

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By Username - 19/06/2011 18:08 - United States

Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML

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By RohnAbheek - 21/08/2011 17:36 - India

Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML

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MAKE IT STOOOOOP!

By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML

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By fingwhore - 27/07/2014 17:12 - United States - Greensboro

Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML

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I don't know why

By Anonymous - 05/11/2019 21:00 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today I went camping in the mountains with my girlfriend and her very outdoor loving mountain. I sprained my ankle falling out of the car and got bug bit on my penis while peeing. Her dad actually asked why she was dating me and she admitted that she had no idea. FML

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By Anon - 23/07/2017 05:00

Today, I went camping. The night was calm and quiet, so we went to our separate tents to sleep. I closed my eyes, listening to the distant waves and my father playing porn in the tent beside me. FML

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The call of the wild

By Anonymous - 16/05/2022 20:00 - United States - Crown Point

Today, I went camping with my boyfriend. We were sleeping on a small slope. He got so drunk he peed in his sleep. I was downhill. FML

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By Noname - 14/03/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I came back from a hike to see my trailer rocking, as well as some strange but obvious noises coming from it. I went camping alone. Two strangers were in my camper having sex. FML

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By imsorrylove - 31/03/2010 04:44 - United States

Today, I took pills to make sure I lasted longer with my girlfriend. Good news? It worked fine and is still working now. Bad news? We've been done for a good two hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2015 21:17 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had a one night stand. After holding in my farts all night as is done, I decided enough was enough and to calmly let one slip out. One did not calmly slip out instead I shit myself in her bed. I was naked at the time so was unable to hide it. FML

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Monday 21 November 2011 9:13

Well, that'd be depressing if it was a "short" night.

Mr_Matsubayashi 7

Monday 21 November 2011 9:32

"To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement" Cause nothing impresses a lady like showing them you need help to get it up.

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pere 11

Monday 21 November 2011 13:18

She probably just said that to avoid having sex with you

ablounge23 0

Monday 21 November 2011 13:19

Why does every guy believe that you can't have sex with a girl when she is on her period? It's actually better than if she wasn't on her period. The temperature rises, she's already "lubricated", and she's tighter. It's a guys dream come true. My boyfriend loves it. Just because a girl is on her period doesn't mean you have to ignore her sexually.

perdix 29

Monday 21 November 2011 14:24

The good news is your night will only be four hours long, because if you still have a boner after they, you'll be seeking immediate medical attention. On the other hand, multi-******* nights have been some of my favorites. She oughta give you one.

enopola 5

Monday 21 November 2011 17:05

For medical reasons if nothing else.

pilotx 0

Monday 21 November 2011 14:31

Is it too much to ask for a bj?

jadiepoo 0

Monday 21 November 2011 14:32

Lol talk gg

Slimma 20

Monday 21 November 2011 15:13

I'm hoping one day the people that post these fmls will realize that when you try "to impress" someone... its going to fail. Every time it has and yet they are still trying. Ah well. OP has a hand.