Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for a year. To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement. Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period. What a long night. FML
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Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a Viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML
Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML
Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML
Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML
Today, I went camping in the mountains with my girlfriend and her very outdoor loving mountain. I sprained my ankle falling out of the car and got a bug bite on my penis while peeing. Her dad actually asked why she was dating me and she admitted that she had no idea. FML
Today, I went camping with friends, two guys and one girl. Night came and things got freaky. Two of them began to make out. I wanted to make a move on my guy friend but he said, “Nah, let’s not ruin the friendship.” Then he proceeded to have a threesome with them. Oh, and the other guy didn’t want me either. FML
Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and another couple. We saw a black bear. I shrieked and peed, while the other guy stepped forward and yelled, "Get outta here!" To my surprise, it ran away. My girlfriend is so ashamed of me that she's refusing to share a tent. I'm sleeping in my truck bed. FML
Today, I went camping. The night was calm and quiet, so we went to our separate tents to sleep. I closed my eyes, listening to the distant waves and my father playing porn in the tent beside me. FML
Today, I went camping with my boyfriend. We were sleeping on a small slope. He got so drunk he peed in his sleep. I was downhill. FML
Today, I came back from a hike to see my trailer rocking, as well as some strange but obvious noises coming from it. I went camping alone. Two strangers were in my camper having sex. FML
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Top comments
StoryOfTheYear 15
Well, that'd be depressing if it was a "short" night.
Mr_Matsubayashi 7
"To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement" Cause nothing impresses a lady like showing them you need help to get it up.
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Comments (131)
Popatopagain 0
Stroke it, or she stroke it, it better yet tell her to roll over and spread em
Epic_Times 10
FYL indeed. OP you deserve better then that cheating gold digging bitch of a wife. You should get a lawyer divorce her and make your boss pay. As for your daughter, she sounds like a manipulative bitch. Sorry OP try to mend thing with your daughter and tell her to do what's right. Kick your wife to the curb.
MissOEStar 0
Ummm wrong OP.........
meladuh 16
You replied to the wrong post miss
greatness101 0
That awkward moment when you reply to the wrong FML post...
RedPillSucks 33
Oh come on. Lets be inventive and see how it applies. Clearly, OP went camping with his cheating wife who conveniently decided she was on her "period" when she saw the raging manhood caused when the manipulative bitch of a daughter replaced OPs vitamins (hey, those are male enhancements too!) with some viagra. It's easy to mistake the blue Barney for the other blue pill. OP was forced to lay there with a raging hardon and an iron deficiency. Not a good camping experience.
MissOEStar 0
What are you a 60 year old?
ninjuh_wingman 29
You're already sleeping with her. Why do you need to take male enhancement pills to impress her? She already knows what size it actually is.
mojo87 14
The "male supplement" doesn't enhance size, it just increases the amount of time he's up for.
Epic_Times 10
Oops wrong FML stupid iPhone 3G
llamalpaca382 13
Does it really matter what kind of iPhone is?
sinking_fish 12
Just because your comment was very untrue and people buried it in dislikes doesn't mean you have to pretend your iPhone "3G" messed up and made you comment on this.. :p
Epic_Times 10
Sucks to be you though OP cause most girls don't want sex while on their monthlies.
CrazyGirl445 4
not true. Js.
cinderella10383 6
So not true majority of *Women* love sex on their period we are all past the gross part of it
iRiS890 5
Pretty sure none of you can speak for "most girls". To each their own...
xXNickiiBabyXx 11
Ah thats no good lol ah i hope it wasnt too long a night....that must have been akward too
Wandering_Ninja 8
When the river runs red, take the dirt road instead.
kingbling11 12
When the river runs red, take the dirt track instead!
rofflewaffle 9
I would never go camping on my period! Gross! No showers, no bathrooms or just port a potties, not to mention animals can be attracted by the smell of blood.
TraceCase_ 19
Last campground I went to had nice bathrooms and shower rooms. We still slept in tents and got the full roughing it experience other than that. Typically, these things are planned pretty far in advance. You can't possibly plan around everyone's periods, but choose your campground wisely and you'll be all right.
saksxalmo 20
#80 is right. It's just a period, not a disability.
lolthatscute 0
i thought only sharks could smell blood.. "oh no guys its a killer shark coming through the trees."