Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for a year. To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement. Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period. What a long night. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a Viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML
Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML
Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML
Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML
Today, I went camping in the mountains with my girlfriend and her very outdoor loving mountain. I sprained my ankle falling out of the car and got a bug bite on my penis while peeing. Her dad actually asked why she was dating me and she admitted that she had no idea. FML
Today, I went camping with friends, two guys and one girl. Night came and things got freaky. Two of them began to make out. I wanted to make a move on my guy friend but he said, “Nah, let’s not ruin the friendship.” Then he proceeded to have a threesome with them. Oh, and the other guy didn’t want me either. FML
Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and another couple. We saw a black bear. I shrieked and peed, while the other guy stepped forward and yelled, "Get outta here!" To my surprise, it ran away. My girlfriend is so ashamed of me that she's refusing to share a tent. I'm sleeping in my truck bed. FML
Today, I went camping. The night was calm and quiet, so we went to our separate tents to sleep. I closed my eyes, listening to the distant waves and my father playing porn in the tent beside me. FML
Today, I went camping with my boyfriend. We were sleeping on a small slope. He got so drunk he peed in his sleep. I was downhill. FML
Today, I came back from a hike to see my trailer rocking, as well as some strange but obvious noises coming from it. I went camping alone. Two strangers were in my camper having sex. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 15
Well, that'd be depressing if it was a "short" night.
Mr_Matsubayashi 7
"To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement" Cause nothing impresses a lady like showing them you need help to get it up.
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Comments (131)
crazyquestions 4
wow, have any of you shallow pricks ever considered that sex would be unpleasant and painful for a girl on her period? only a "little" blood? maybe you should actually consider her first and get a reality check.
katt_is_here 24
That's not true of ALL women, but nice try. In fact, although not scientifically proven, researchers have associated sex during menstruation with decreased endometriosis, as well as with several other health benefits including a long life; absence of heart disease, stroke, and breast cancer; healthy immunity; regulating the menstrual cycle; pain management; and improved quality of life. Look it up and try not to be so quick to judge, hmmm?
hockeyhouse 5
Where did they say it was true of all women? (Hint: nowhere) It may true for many women, myself included. I don't see how sex during your period could provide any of those benefits (except decreased endometriosis) but I'm not a scientist.
allerz 0
I really hope you're older...
unluckygrk12 8
Have her give you a ******* to get rid of ur wood at least? And hey, having sex with a girl while she's on her period isnt so bad. Just wear a condom to prevent the chance of pregnancy, and u dnt get blood on ur dick.
Sean3333 0
Dude your retarded. You can still get pregnant when your on your period.
noooodlez 2
that's why he said "wear a condom".
hockeyhouse 5
Can't you read?
dansco 25
Woman are horny around their period so if she wants and you dont mind a bloody ****, then bingo lol Or try anal! Why take the blue pill? problems getting it up?!
AwfulAddy 0
Camping is in-tents.
skyshrouder 1
Who gives a flying rat turd if she is on her rag? Unless you are frightened by blood then it's all the same, with a lil extra lube. Just wash up after. Idiot!
andiiturtle 0
She could of blown u at least O_o XD
Archer96 2
Part the Red Sea man
rebelman985 0
When the river flows red take the dirt road instead.
davab 0
Sail the red sea captain!