Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for a year. To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement. Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period. What a long night. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a Viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML
Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML
Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML
Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML
Today, I went camping in the mountains with my girlfriend and her very outdoor loving mountain. I sprained my ankle falling out of the car and got a bug bite on my penis while peeing. Her dad actually asked why she was dating me and she admitted that she had no idea. FML
Today, I went camping with friends, two guys and one girl. Night came and things got freaky. Two of them began to make out. I wanted to make a move on my guy friend but he said, “Nah, let’s not ruin the friendship.” Then he proceeded to have a threesome with them. Oh, and the other guy didn’t want me either. FML
Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and another couple. We saw a black bear. I shrieked and peed, while the other guy stepped forward and yelled, "Get outta here!" To my surprise, it ran away. My girlfriend is so ashamed of me that she's refusing to share a tent. I'm sleeping in my truck bed. FML
Today, I went camping. The night was calm and quiet, so we went to our separate tents to sleep. I closed my eyes, listening to the distant waves and my father playing porn in the tent beside me. FML
Today, I went camping with my boyfriend. We were sleeping on a small slope. He got so drunk he peed in his sleep. I was downhill. FML
Today, I came back from a hike to see my trailer rocking, as well as some strange but obvious noises coming from it. I went camping alone. Two strangers were in my camper having sex. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 15
Well, that'd be depressing if it was a "short" night.
Mr_Matsubayashi 7
"To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement" Cause nothing impresses a lady like showing them you need help to get it up.
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Comments (131)
MDermanelian 3
I still would have done her.
Snafuusmc 12
Browntown? But still if the plan failed try again.
Defenestrations 2
hahaha i thumbed this comment to 69... oh the irony xD
RedPillSucks 33
Unless you were expecting a 4 hr *******, you should have asked first. Hopefully the blood supply going to head#2 doesn't stop you from learning the lesson using head#1
Torva_fml 16
Just leave, we don't want your rude, and stupid comments here. Buhbye now.
RedPillSucks 33
Did "everybodylovesboners" submit this FML?
hateevryone 15
that's why you ask first. she still could have gave you a *******.
cbiscuit1 2
At least make her give you a ******* or something
DeafWolverine 8
That is why you never see Smilin Bob frown..he asks first lol
cinderella10383 6
Wow you let a little blood stop you? Women love sex while on their period it feels fantastic I've only met a handful of men who don't like to touch women while they are on their period
DelphiCat 17
1. not all women do, as it can be seen as 'icky' 2. blood could potentially have gone everywhere 3. they were camping, so how exactly would you expect them to clean up after that? 4. just. no.
Maddoctor 10
^^^ Obviously Delphicat does NOT like having sex on her period. Well that's 12 weeks out of the the year she won't be getting any action...