Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for a year. To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement. Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period. What a long night. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a Viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML
Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML
Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML
Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML
Today, I went camping in the mountains with my girlfriend and her very outdoor loving mountain. I sprained my ankle falling out of the car and got a bug bite on my penis while peeing. Her dad actually asked why she was dating me and she admitted that she had no idea. FML
Today, I went camping with friends, two guys and one girl. Night came and things got freaky. Two of them began to make out. I wanted to make a move on my guy friend but he said, “Nah, let’s not ruin the friendship.” Then he proceeded to have a threesome with them. Oh, and the other guy didn’t want me either. FML
Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and another couple. We saw a black bear. I shrieked and peed, while the other guy stepped forward and yelled, "Get outta here!" To my surprise, it ran away. My girlfriend is so ashamed of me that she's refusing to share a tent. I'm sleeping in my truck bed. FML
Today, I went camping. The night was calm and quiet, so we went to our separate tents to sleep. I closed my eyes, listening to the distant waves and my father playing porn in the tent beside me. FML
Today, I went camping with my boyfriend. We were sleeping on a small slope. He got so drunk he peed in his sleep. I was downhill. FML
Today, I came back from a hike to see my trailer rocking, as well as some strange but obvious noises coming from it. I went camping alone. Two strangers were in my camper having sex. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 15
Well, that'd be depressing if it was a "short" night.
Mr_Matsubayashi 7
"To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement" Cause nothing impresses a lady like showing them you need help to get it up.
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Comments (131)
leadman1989 16
**********... problem solved. No on deserves painful boners.
J3R3MYY 14
Lol never thought of that.. *Roll over (snap)* "aaaaahh shit!"
RedPillSucks 33
Well, he's probably going to have a 4 hr boner. He'd peel the skin off before he was satisfied.
lizzieislovely 11
Ouch.
False_Stupidity 42
^ so, what part of 'ouch' is rude?
FYLDeep 26
"A certain male enhancement supplement"... Did you drink a Powerthirst?
StoryOfTheYear 15
Unnecessarily booming voiceover: Preposterous amounts of Testosteron! PREPOSTERONE! Lol, the memories.
mojo87 14
Science, energy, science, energy, electrolyes, turbolytes, powerlytes, more lights than your body has room for. You’ll be so fast, mother nature will be like, “Sloooooowwww dooowwwwnn.” And you’ll be like, “**** you!” and kick her in the face with your energy legs. You’ll have so much energy, energy (aaaahhhhh!) just running all the time. Power running, power lifting, power sweeping, power dating, power eating, power laughing, power spawning babies. You’ll have so many babies. 400 babies.
screamo_neve 12
69 made my day.
False_Stupidity 42
SOTY, there should be an E on the end of testosterone, it must have fallen off, but that's ok, I found it and glued it back on for you. See, all shiny. :-)
WhiteDelight 4
69 always makes my day, too.
lolthatscute 0
that was clever..
wagonbacker9 8
Am I the only one who doesn't see the problem here? Wrap it... And grow up.
BeatlesObsessed 12
That doesn't necessarily mean the girl would want to do it anyways.
wagonbacker9 8
Then she can grow up too
Mr_Matsubayashi 7
"To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement" Cause nothing impresses a lady like showing them you need help to get it up.
helloello 2
I'm sure he didn't take the pill right in front of her.... Does anyone?
helloello 2
Also people don't always take em to get it up. Some do so it'll stay harder longer and they can keep going for longer.
enopola 5
Someone seems far to eager to defend his soft boners.
ck11_fml 1
Yeah... I don't get why you'd take that shit anyway unless you're old. If you're still young and don't have something wrong with you, then you should be able to get it up and keep it up at least a few times in a row. if you rely on pills for that... your life sucks in a lot of different ways
ellakacyme22 6
Why did you feel the need for a supplemend, or were you feeling you can't get it up
trolawlawl 0
Earn your redwings bro
JennyMarie17 3
Rude.
breadfruit 0
I don't know of any girls that menstruate out of their bum... Or their mouth. Or their ear.
heylesha 8
When im on my period id rather be f**ked normally then in my 'bum' Just saying.
RedPillSucks 33
"Or her ear"??? How desperate would one have to be to think of that? *Honey, you could have an orgy. You've got 6 holes. That's you, me, and five other guys to have fun with. Waddaya say? Huh?*
breadfruit 0
Sorry, lame joke in retrospect. I do not condone the use of alternative but just as - if not more - painful orifices when a woman is on her period.
zander4310 5
that was a good comment..till the "or ears" part
Chernie 6
"I don't care if I get ketchup on my hotdog as long as the bun is tight" should be the logic used.
ccovey 2
Amen to that!
cowgirl69 2
Lol