Today, I went camping in the mountains with my girlfriend and her very outdoor loving mountain. I sprained my ankle falling out of the car and got a bug bite on my penis while peeing. Her dad actually asked why she was dating me and she admitted that she had no idea. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went camping with my boyfriend. We were sleeping on a small slope. He got so drunk he peed in his sleep. I was downhill. FML
Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and another couple. We saw a black bear. I shrieked and peed, while the other guy stepped forward and yelled, "Get outta here!" To my surprise, it ran away. My girlfriend is so ashamed of me that she's refusing to share a tent. I'm sleeping in my truck bed. FML
Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML
Today, a girl asked me out on a date to some hot springs, about 2 hours away. After a mile hike, the springs were finally in sight. She then slipped and cut her shin open. I had carry her the mile back and drive her the 2 hours to the ER, where her parents, whom I'd never met, were waiting. FML
Today, while out hiking with my girlfriend, she thought it would be funny to push me down a small hill. It turned out there was a 16 foot drop at the end of it, and now my leg is in a cast. FML
Today, I tried to take a piss in the woods, but ended up peeing all over my feet. I still had to hike another five hours in wet shoes. My boyfriend's only comment was, "At least you didn't wet your pants." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML
Today, my younger sister and I were camping when, during the middle of the night, she asked me if I could take her to the toilets as she was scared. I told her to go by herself or go behind the tent. Thirty seconds later, she peed on me. FML
Today, I went on a camping trip. I already had a bad back, and then the guy in charge took us on a hike. My shoes were too small, and now I'm hobbling around with a bad back and foot. Every time I limp, it hurts my back, but if I walk normally, it hurts my foot. FML
Today, I went dirtbiking. While I was going down a hill, I spun out of control and flipped over my handle bars. I now have a sprained arm, multiple bruises and a crescent-shaped gash on my neck that looks like I was bitten. People are asking if my boyfriend and I were being frisky last night. FML
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pins91 27
Ummm. Admin, you clearly didn’t read the post before you let it go through did ya?
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
She has a mountain that she takes with her?
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Comments (13)
pins91 27
Ummm. Admin, you clearly didn’t read the post before you let it go through did ya?
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
We as users moderate them
purplepixie23 16
I think they’ve been off all week! Hope you’re somewhere warm admins
no0ne0890 29
to be perfectly honest I'm not sure how people fall out of cars and sprain their ankles but I have heard of even worse scenarios that make no sense. so take my **** your life vote you klutz. I have gone camping a number of times but never had my penis bit, so I would like to hear that story lol did u whip it out in front of a swarm of mosquitoes or something?
Harold Boriety 2
buh
Jeremy Strang 7
So this is the week you guys decided to just start posting everything that gets submitted straight to the front page, huh?
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
She has a mountain that she takes with her?
samomaha 17
Not only doe she have one, but it's a "very outdoor loving mountain". Thank God it loves being outdoors - can you imagine an 'indoors' big enough to accommodate a mountain!
Lurker1 9
Maybe her dad is 'The Mountain' from Game Of Thrones
mfranks19891989 10
Some people are not meant to be outdoorsy people, after this experience I’m sad to say you are one of these people.
Charlie Given 28
The mods cut out the part that said mountain Man of a dad
Charlie Given 28
oops didn't mean to hit report when I was scrolling for whoever that was mods
bl3ur0z3 17
I want an outdoor loving mountain.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Tough. You're getting an indoor-loving molehill, instead. That'll teach you to behave better.
shannon2348 14
you fell out of the car? And I can only assume you were whining about the bug bites. ydi. I wouldn't date you either.
tounces7 28
Her dad is the huge guy from Game of Thrones?