Today, I went back to school after missing the first 2 weeks of the new school year. I got grilled in my first lesson by my teacher for "gallivanting around on holiday in some sunny place" when I should've been at school learning. My dad had died from liver cancer. FML
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Today, my teacher announced that he'd be out for a week because he was going to Vegas. I happily said, "Woo hoo!" Then he finished his sentence by telling me it was because his dad had died. FML
Today, I accused a student in my class of getting his dad to do his homework. It turns out that his dad died two years ago. FML
Today, my English teacher asked me why I didn't have my project completed. Thinking quick on my feet, I told her it was because my grandmother had just passed away. Apparently they go to the same country club and have known each other for years. My teacher started crying and ran out of the room. FML
Today, I had to go to my daughter's school because she hasn't been going to class. Her teacher seemed surprised to see me with my husband when we arrived. Apparently I "died" recently and my daughter has had extra responsibility around the house, hence why she doesn't come to class. FML
Today, after I missed in school for two and a half weeks, I also missed three tests. Now I gotta work for all of them during my holidays and read two books for school. My holidays are just gonna be like school, but with more work. FML
Today, I left for college. I spent hundreds of dollars on clothes, bedding and other things. After packing my entire closet and everything else I needed, I left only to have to head back home. My dad forgot to pay the first semesters tuition. He said "Oh well, you would have failed out anyway." FML
Today, my PE teacher yelled at me for not trying hard enough in class. This my second week back after being in the hospital with a collapsed lung. FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, whilst cleaning out his desk, my dad "accidentally" threw away my summer homework. That's 100 pages, over a duration of 2 months. School starts in 3 days. FML
Today, I spent my first day with my parents for the first time in a year as I've been away at university. My dad went to work, and my mum spent the whole day playing mahjong with her friends as they all told me "how fat I've gotten" and how "boys won't like it". FML
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lukascepanovic 0
well tell that bitch why you missed the first 2 weeks! :/
Jimboom 12
This is probably one of those very rare instances where you could cuss out your teacher big time and get away with it... after you have explained to the head teacher that you father just died of course.
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Comments (206)
Sekococo 0
Hugs for you OP :D
tisiphone_fml 0
I know that schools in the UK are more stringent than those in the US towards students, but isn't there somebody you can approach about this, if not the teacher? I presume you have the paperwork. My condolences, friend. What happened was uncalled for.
toomuchcrap 0
I feel for you. but ur family shoulda sent email/letter.
dethstruk 0
******* hilarious to me how the OP's father just died and you guys are arguing on whether he deserves it or not or whether he should have blown up at the teacher or not for the people saying you "kinda deserve it" stop being such heartless cows and for the people saying "slap the bitch and get her fired" stop being such insensitive assholes
iluvfood3000 0
I wud of punched her and stuffed her in the toilet! how rude! btw sorry. let ur dad rest in pece,
kayteebby 0
Omfg,are you serious? Someone needs to inform her ass. You should have cussed her out,make her feel bad.
dman5 0
did u tell the teacher. u should of said **** off.
byrd120 0
**** that bitch she should be understanding same thing happened to me I'm sorry for ur loss
EXPECT_NUTHIN 0
make her feel like shit. than get her fired. sorry for your loss, i lost a dad too
EveryDayJackAss 0
damn that's just downright ignorant of that teacher, sorry for your dad man, though i cant really know how u feel cuz i never really had a dad >_>